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savannah*
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 7:26pm UTC

don't you dare
tell me that i'm beautiful
or that you love all of my flaws
and the way I laugh
when i'm nervous
because I will believe you
and I will fall for you
and you
will not be able to catch me
(ST)

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quotelover7
posted a quote
June 1, 2014 10:44am UTC

And you've got a smile that could lighten up this whole town,
i haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down,
you say your fine but i know you better than that.
Hey, what you doing with a gril like that?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 9:03pm UTC

"i can see your bra"
*series of natural disasters*
*the city gets set on fire*
*democracy is abolished*
*the country dissolves into a violent anarchy*
*family sells me for three goat*
No one must know a teenage girl wears a bra.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC

how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:16pm UTC

in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to” essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body” and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC

"Boys will be bo--"
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 2:17pm UTC

if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:11pm UTC

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:33pm UTC

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:44am UTC

Here on Witty, we treat everyone with respect! Oh but except for
--Most religious people, especially Christians
--People who aren't feminists
--People who are thin or underweight
--Republicans
--Conservatives
--People who have interests outside just sitting on the computer
--Any guy who joins the website
--Anyone 13 and under
--"Sl.uts"
--Anyone who has an opinion that doesn't agree with the general consensus
--People with self confidence

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 6:34pm UTC

I hate when people are like to me, "Why don't you like freshmen? You were one too, you know." Like, yeah. I was a freshman. And do you want to know who I hated when I was a freshman? My fellow freshmen.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:32pm UTC

why do i get apprehensive about walking past a group of teenagers alone i am a teenager

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 2:27pm UTC

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 8:17pm UTC

cop: sir, what is that bottle next to you?
man: water.
cop: sir, that is wine.
man: what?
man: that jesus.
man: he did it again.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 11:22pm UTC

Million dollar idea:
WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay.
Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

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spence*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC

one time in math class
my teacher was really p//ssed at us
and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW
BASIC MATH? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?
COREY, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor corey
wasn't paying attention so I leaned over to him
and whispered "seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN" and
I have never laughed harder and I doubt I will ever will.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

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