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  1. Audrey2250 Audrey2250
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 1:58pm UTC
    Charlie The Unicorn
    In other words, somebody has no life.

  2. mgirl1130 mgirl1130
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 7:28pm UTC
    She's my best friend because...
    Her talent is reciting the back of the orange juice carton(:
    i love my best friend

  3. mgirl1130 mgirl1130
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    my health teacher told me that punching pillows isn't a good way to get out stress.
    neither is murder aparently


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  5. mgirl1130 mgirl1130
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2010 6:52pm UTC
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  6. xnobodygetsmex xnobodygetsmex
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    December 23, 2009 2:48pm UTC
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  7. Sundance_Kidz Sundance_Kidz
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2010 7:15pm UTC
    I'd run for you // fly for you // live for you // die
    for you
    I'd fight for you // cry for you
    look God in the eye and lie for you
    I crash for you and burn for you
    I'd never ever turn from you
    ~For you I'd die a thousand times~
    For you I'd think of a thousand rhyms
    The only thing i need to know baby
    is
    would you do the same for me?

  8. mgirl1130 mgirl1130
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 10:13pm UTC
    After his last word she took off running. It was pouring rain but that didn't matter. She just needed to get away from it all. He was still standing there, watching her run. She stoped, turned around and saw him still there, staring at her. But then he turned and walked away. So she kept runing. She got around another block and her phone rang. It was her best friend. She threw her fone down at the wet ground and kept going. She ran and she ran. She didn't know where she was going. She was just going. And no one could stop her. So she just kept running though the pouring rain with tears streaming down her face. She didn't know when she would stop running. IF she would stop running. She ran into the night. And it rained the whole time. She knew it was time to stop running.
    STOP EVERYTING.
    So she did. Right there in the pouring rain. She rapped her hands around her neck and her final words were the following. " Death wasn't what made us part"
    *really long. but WORTH reading*


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  10. lovexx2xxskate lovexx2xxskate
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    What happened to Disney?
    Then: Cinderella danced at a ball
    Now: Miley Cyrus danced on a stripper pole.

  11. Audrey2250 Audrey2250
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    October 28, 2009 5:49pm UTC
    we should get jerseys 'cause we make a good team,
    but yours would look better than mine;
    'cause your outta my league
    <3

  12. mgirl1130 mgirl1130
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    December 4, 2009 6:19pm UTC
    Jasmin got to see ([ a whole new world ])
    Mulan looked at her ([ reflection ]) and realised she didn't know herself
    Pocahontas new that something good was ([ just around the riverbend ])
    Well,
    ([ Once upon a dream ])
    in a ([ tale as old as time ]),
    i was ([ part of your world ])
    But i know that ([ some day my prince will come ])
    But until then ([ you'll be in my heart ])
    and until then ([ i won't say im in love ])
    *all mine!!!! no jocking!
    this took me a while to think
    of all these disney songs
    and i dont want ppl stealing
    my quote!!!!!*


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  14. mgirl1130 mgirl1130
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2010 4:43pm UTC
    Am i the only one...
    Who goes on the Tiffany and CO. website and picks out there engagement ring?
    But then realises im a teenager and im not getting married.
    THEN looks at the price and thinks
    "Well, I hope he's not broke, and loves me A LOT"

  15. RoarImaVampire RoarImaVampire
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    January 6, 2010 4:48am UTC
    Edward Cullen is not a Vampire!
    {He has super-super speed.... He didnt kill James.... And he sparkles}
    Face it!
    Edward Cullen is a Fairy!

:)

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