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  1. couturegirl984 couturegirl984
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    girl- No but seriously i have no upper body strength at all :/
    boy- so get some! if you push away other guys it'll help with pushups and if you pull me closer it will help with pull ups.. problem solved?(;

  2. xobebaaxo xobebaaxo
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    I want to find someone who will smear my lipstick not my mascara...

  3. AlissaE646 AlissaE646
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:38am UTC
    That frustrating moment when, someone says hi to you, so you say hey back, and they say hi again...

  4. taylorxo107 taylorxo107
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    you shoot me down,
    but i wont fall, i am titanium.


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  7. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
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    June 9, 2012 11:46pm UTC
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  9. TenderGrill TenderGrill
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 8:12am UTC
    Nemo's Dad: Don't touch the boat!!
    Nemo: YOLO

  10. alexandradele alexandradele
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    What if the one who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it?

  11. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    You used to shine so bright,
    but i watched all of it fade...


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  13. jamiec jamiec
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    TAKE THEM
    Because hey, free lemons.

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 8:47am UTC
    I asked out
    a girl 22 times and when she finally said yes
    the next she dumped me
    - Liam Payne
    (OneDirection)

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Sometimes
    i think i'm normal
    and i get weirder and weirder everyday
    - Louis Tomlinson
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  16. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    when I grow up, I want a son first.
    Then a daughter, so my son can beat up any boy
    that makes my little girl cry.


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  18. smilelaughlivexoxo smilelaughlivexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    When a friend comes to your house for the first time
    Friend: Do you have a bathroon?
    Me: Nahh, we just go in the sink.

  19. thebeatles4lyf thebeatles4lyf
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    nothing is more beautiful than a real smile that has struggled through tears.

  20. lestrangeXstaygold lestrangeXstaygold
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    She wanted love
    he wanted fun
    men and mascara always run.......♥

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