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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    Do you ever sit with your " friends" and you feel like the least one they care about so you don't talk at all because you know your words don't mean anything to them? Or is that just me?

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:18am UTC
    i really want to woo someone. i know how stupid that sounds, but i want to see someone who i think is great and i want to get to know them, buy them flowers, carry their books for them, bake them cookies. i want to jokingly ask them out on a date every day until they say yes. i want to give them surprise presents and meet their parents and take them out for dinner.

  3. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    I tried spraying lysol on that kid I hate.
    Turns out he's that.01 percent of germ that wont go away.

  4. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    I saw the world's biggest wind turbine earlier.
    I was blown away.

  5. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    i text back embarrassingly fast

  6. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    I feel like if I went to school with you guys,
    I'd get kicked out for punching about 85% of you in the face.

  7. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    When someone says "you made my day"
    it makes my day.

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    sam winchester. dean winchester. castiel, angel of the lord. bobby singer. the doctor. amy pond. rory williams. clara oswin oswald. donna noble. rose tyler. martha jones. jackie tyler. mickey smith. wilfred mott. sherlock holmes. john watson. mycroft holmes. molly hooper. irene adler. kate beckett. richard castle. alexis castle. martha rodgers. kevin ryan. javier esposito. tony stark. steven rogers. bruce banner. natasha romanoff. thor. clint barton. loki. katniss everdeen. peeta mellark. gale hawthrone. primrose everdeen. harry potter. hermione granger. ron weasley. neville longbottom. ginny weasley. fred weasley. george weasley. luna lovegood. sirius black. severus snape. remus lupin. albus dumbledore. frodo baggins. bilbo baggins. gandalf the grey. legolas greenleaf. meriadoc brandybuck. peregrin took. pudge halter. alaska young. chip martin. eragon shadeslayer. saphira. luke skywalker. yoda. obi-wan kenobi. han solo. anakin skywalker. malcom reynolds. jane rizzoli. maura isles. rachel green. monica geller. pheobe buffay. joey tribbiani. chandler bing. ross geller.
    they might not be real, but i love them anyway.
    who did i miss?

  9. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    I learned some valuable lessons today.
    1) pictures don't wink
    2) cake scented hand sanitizer does not taste like cake
    3) the clerk at Walgreens is my savior
    productive day

  10. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    How to become Witty Famous:
    Be a guy

  11. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    It’s your life. Your body. You like tattoos? Get
    some. You like piercings? Who cares, get ‘em.
    You like band shirts and torn jeans? I think
    that’s wonderful. You like glitter and high
    heels? Fab. You’re a girl who likes girls? Right
    on. A boy who likes boys? Hell yes.
    But you know what isn’t okay?
    Trying to shame someone for what they like,
    whether it be clothing and music preferences
    or sexual preference.
    nmq from Tumblr


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    a few important things:
    - most human beings do not naturally have a thigh gap
    - a thigh gap is not an indication of weight
    - thigh gaps are not dependant on weight, they are dependant on how wide your hips are
    - ribs and hipbones aren't meant to be very visible in a female human being who is a healthy weight
    - collarbones are not meant to jut out heaps
    - it's normal to have rolls on your stomach when you sit down or bend over
    - it is normal to have a stomach that curves out a little bit
    - most girls have stretch marks somewhere on their bodies; it comes with growing up and growing out
    - stretch marks are not a sign of being fat, they are a sign of growing
    - BMI charts are not accurate at all
    -six-pack abs are not necessary to be healthy, be fit, or look good
    - eating whenever you are hungry is perfectly fine
    - the majority of girls have one breast bigger than the other (same goes for foot and hand sizes)
    - the best way to get a bikini body: put your body in a bikini
    - it is okay not to show off your body but it is also okay to show off your body as long as you're not mean to others about their bodies
    - your body is yours to do with what you want

  14. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Macklemore.
    So I'm currently enrolled in a Public Speaking class in school. The first assignment was to write a speech on anything. It could only last from 2-3 minutes. So, I chose Macklemore. I thought you guys might enjoy it.
    "When I was asked the question, 'What are you going to do for your speech?' I answered with, 'Macklemore.' No one really knew who Macklemore was, so to describe him, I said, 'The guy who sings Thrift Shop.' Instantly, everyone knows who I'm talking about. And you guys kind of gave me weird looks or giggled, like, 'How is this girl going to write a 2 minute speech on a guy who sings about thrift shopping?'
    "Well, that guy is actually named Ben Haggerty. Ben was born June 19, 1983, in Seattle, Washington. In the year 2000, when he was 16, he began his music carreer. He released an album under the name of Prof. Macklemore. The album's sales were minimal.
    "In 2005, Macklemore began abusing substances. OxyContin, in specific. He hit rock bottom to the point where he lost everything; his home, his family, and even his music carreer. In 2008, after 3 years of drug addiction, he finally decided to clean himself up. He was sober by 2009.
    "The Heist was the next album to be released. This album was released under the name Macklemore. He dropped the Prof. The Heist features Thrift Shop, but it also has songs like Otherside and Same Love. On this album, Macklemore talks about adolescent violence, suicide, gay marriage and drug addiction. In his song Otherside, where he profiles substance abuse, he uses the quote:
    "You're stuck, looking in a mirror like I can't believe what I've become. Swore I was gonna be someone, and growing up, everyone always does. We sell our dreams and our potential to escape through that buzz.
    "Same Love describes Macklemore's views on gay marriage and gay rights. In that song, he uses the line:
    "It's the same hate that caused war over religion. Gender to skin color. The complexion of your pigment. The same fight that led people to walk-outs and sit-ins. It's human rights for everybody, there is no difference. Live on and be yourself.
    "And this man is famous for the line: I wear your grandad's clothes. I look incredible.
    "Macklemore is so much better than Thrift Shop. Macklemore is an inspiration and my idol. He's the reason why I keep pushing myself to be better and to make the right descions. He's such a poetic genius and it's disgusting that he's famous for potentially the worst song he'll ever produce. Macklemore is not the guy who sings Thrift Shop. Macklemore is the man who's attempting to change the genre of rap and hip hop music.
    "That is Macklemore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you write a 2 minute speech on the man who sings about thrift shops."

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    if you are
    attractive and call yourself ugly I will cut off your face and put it over mine
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    • Being a virgin does not make you special.
    • Being a virgin does not make you special.
    • Being a virgin does not make you special.
    • Being a virgin does not make you special.
    • BEING A VIRGIN DOES NOT MAKE YOU SPECIAL.

  18. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    I'm just tired.
    I'm just tired of waking up,
    to the same routine everyday,
    seeing the same people,
    its getting very old now.
    I'm just tired of waking up alone and cold
    Pushing myself out of the bed everyday
    "I'm just tired" That is my excuse

  19. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    Oh yes, the past can hurt,
    BUT FROM THE WAY I SEE IT,
    YOU CAN EITHER RUN FROM IT
    or learn from it.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  20. legohouses legohouses
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure that if I died and went to hell
    it would take me at least 3 weeks to realize I was no longer in school.

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