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akpoppy3
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January 10, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Alex: So dumb girls go with dumb guys and smart guys go with dumb girls...What do smart girls get?
Phill: Cats mostly.
-Modern family

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 2:44pm UTC

She can paint a lovely picture,
But this story has a twist.
Her paintbrush is her razor
and her canvas is her wrist.

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 8:08am UTC

Put your cursor above the 'witty' sign up in the top left corner....
RAINBOW....

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 7:58am UTC

Brother: Shut the door.
Me: Turn the light of
Brother:
Me: I wanna be with you
Me: I wanna feel your love
Me: I wanna lay beside you
Brother:
Me: I cannot hid-
Brother: JUST SHUT THE DOOR!

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 7:14am UTC

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY LOUIS TOMLINSON ♥

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akpoppy3
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December 22, 2012 6:17am UTC

Person: So what are you doing today?
Me: Going christmas shopping later.
Person: Oh yeah i was gonna go with vicky, but she's sick..
Me: Sicky vicky....
Me: Icky vicky....
Me: Hey vicky, your so so icky, just the thought of being round you gets me so so Icky....
Person: Fairly Odd parents rocks...

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 10:51am UTC

Most girls say they have no chance with their crush,
i don't because he's moving school tomorrow D:
FML.

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 3:45pm UTC

J.D: You have a hand inside you.
Puppet: That explains so many things.
-Scrubs

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 7:35am UTC

Friend: What are you going to do when Niall gets engaged?
Me: Buy a wedding dress...Duh!

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Wanna know a secret?
i am 11 years old, i know you are gonna be like 'omg she's to young to beon here,' but i dont care. i know i'm young but i love witty and have for awhile so yep...
Okay anyway, i'm 11, and i feel presured into having boyfriends my so called friends thinks i'm a lesbian because i've never been kissed or had a boyfriend.
Yeah, some great friend i have?
Just because i don't wear make up or act mature i have been labled wierd. There is only like 10 people in my year like me...
And i'm sick of it.
sorry just venting
♥

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 3:51pm UTC

Why would we live while we're
young if we're forever young?
And do you think we have that one
thing or do you love us for all our little
things?
Your lirics confuse me, you could say
i'm....
Torn
one direction

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 9:14am UTC

People with thin hair- I want thick hair
People with thick hair- I want thin hair
♥

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 8:11am UTC

About me I have made a strange obsession over some youtubers:
MarcusButler
PointlessBlog (alfie)
Zoella
ThatcherJoe
Dicasp (CasperLee)
SprinkleOfGlitter (louise)
SamPepper
JacksGap
All amazing English youtubes xD

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 8:25am UTC

I Can't Even Trust My Best friend.
♥

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 8:22am UTC

I never thought i would say this,
but i miss Hannah Montanna...
♥

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 1:43pm UTC

It feels like im
constantly playing a game
that i'm destined to lose
♥

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Me, weird?
B*tch please,
i'm limited edition.

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 8:39am UTC

You know That felling,
When you look at him and think:
Wow, i love him.
but he only see's me as a friend.
You know That felling,
ooks at you l When he looks at her & you know he loves her.
And you just wish he looks at you like that
You know That felling,
When you waist evey 11:11 wishing for him to feel the same way, when you know he's probably wishing for her.
You know That felling,
know When your heart brakes because nobody knows how you feel but sometimes you wish he knew.
Yeah I know That felling.

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 3:22pm UTC

I don't take sh*t
from sh*t.
-Best comeback ever.

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akpoppy3
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 4:09pm UTC

''You know why i don't need a condom?
Because there is noone im inlove with.
It's called making love, isn't it?
maybe i'm old fassioned,
But i think that means you do it with
somebody you love''
-17 again,

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