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伤*
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October 28, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him.

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC

exit the womb they said
life will be great they said

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BravoSierra
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October 28, 2013 1:09pm UTC

i may be ugly and annoying,
but at least the background on my phone isn't a selfie

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vanilla_shortcake
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October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Facebook would be . .
way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
details at eleven . . . .

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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October 11, 2013 1:27pm UTC

She said she didn't believe in love.
He said he'd prove her wrong.
She found out he was right,
and it didn't take too long.
He said that he was in love with her.
She knew she loved him too.
She found him in someone else's bed
and realized his words weren't true.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:24pm UTC

I LOVE
CRAZY PEOPLE
WHO DON'T
GIVE A F.CK.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 1:36pm UTC

It seems impossible, but I think his heart is
even prettier than his eyes.

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jennydoee
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October 11, 2013 8:34am UTC

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its
secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission,
as opposed to expressing an ability.
I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that.
My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: ...

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
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October 11, 2013 11:48am UTC

see a bug outside:
"hello mr.bug"
see a bug in your house:
"DIE BI.TCH DIE!!!"

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC

At McDonalds last night this dude,
gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
"You McF/cked up.
format credit to: Jade672

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CookieMonster09*
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October 11, 2013 2:05pm UTC

When i joined witty: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts
me now: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts

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zeel7
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October 11, 2013 10:16am UTC

Where can you buy a boyfriend?
eboy.
Amanzon has more variety, though.

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happiest*
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October 11, 2013 2:31pm UTC

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

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happiest*
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October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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CookieMonster09*
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October 9, 2013 5:03pm UTC

teacher: tell me a famous historical event
me: *stands up to show respect* The glorious Battle of Hogwarts.

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Chris*
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October 9, 2013 2:57pm UTC

she's hurt, both mentally and emotionally. but she will walk with a smile that is not forced, because happiness is a choice, and she is strong enough to like her options. rhgtuhgtuhgturhighuigh

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Rivera *
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October 9, 2013 4:09pm UTC

those guys who think that every girl wants them......
no.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 3:00pm UTC

It does not
matter
how shallow
the water
is
you can still
drown.
(AN)
.

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BravoSierra
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October 9, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Today marks the 8 year anniversairy
of the first meeting of Dumbledore's Army.

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capsized*
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October 9, 2013 5:39pm UTC

sweat pants
aka the i give up on life pants.

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