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bella5296
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 6:19am UTC

I've been going to school ever since I was 5
Tonight, I get to walk across the stage
in front of my friends, family and peers,
and get that single piece of paper
that I've worked for ever since
kindergarten.
Tonight, I graduate.
I now have to be an adult.
What?

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:41pm UTC

In the year of 2398
This will happen.
Child: Mommy, I can't sleep..
Mom: Don't worry child, lay down as I sing to you this ancient lullaby
Mom: RACK CITY B.ITCH RACK RACK CITY B.ITCH

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Steve
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 9:56pm UTC

If I listen, I have the advantage.
If I speak, others have it.
— Peruvian Proverb

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Six2ElevenJordan
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC

My mom's boyfirend: How do you know when your in love?
Me: Pffft, I don't know.
My mom's boyfriend: Come'on I'm serious.
Me: I don't know, When you're talking to them and you can feel your heart in your throat?
My mom's Boyfriend: And?
Me:When even though you're not supposed to be thinking about them but you are.
My sister: You jump at any oppurtunity to talk to them.
Me: You dream of them every night, knowing that if they could just feel what you feel, your entire world.....
My sister: Would be alright.
My mom's boyfriend: I can't help but feel that and so much more when I'm around your mother, and her two amazing daughters. I want to ask you wonderful young ladies if I could have your mothers hand?
Me and my sister: Yes!!
I love him && my daddy.
I know this is weird to up this up && it will get like no favs but it made my day!

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 7:01pm UTC

Hunger Games 2.0:
put 5 Directioners
and 5 Directionators
in one house for 3 months.

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ajmx15
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:55pm UTC

It's like loving someone for the first time all over again, except it happens everytime I look at you.
nmf

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ImaBelieber_
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 11:18pm UTC

I Wish Boys &Girls Could have Sleepovers
Without it being such a big deal

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MrefusetosinkH
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 11:39pm UTC

Fave and I'll
Write a name that sounds good with yours.
I promise I'll do them all
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Xoxoshannonxoxo
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Harry: Im sitting on the couch across from you, you look sexxy
Louis: Your slowly seducing me with your curls
Harry: I know, that was the plan

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TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Hey!
Ok so for everyone who likes this,
I will go on your profile,
And write a nice
Paragraph,
Based on
What I
See
On
Your
Profile!
It may take
Me a While,
But I promice
I will write one!
Thank You!!!!!!!

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swaggyiergirl
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 5:20pm UTC

British: “Oh I’m sorry Excuse me.”
Americans: “Get the F*ck out of my way!”

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h4ppiness
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:19pm UTC

me: I wish I had nice legs
me: I wish I had a nice butt
me: I wish I had a nice stomach
me: I wish I had nice hips
me: I wish I had nice boobs
me: I wish I had a nice face
me: I wish I had nice skin
me: I wish I had nice arms
me: I wish I had nice hands
me: I wish I had nice feet
me: I wish I had nice hair
me: I wish I had nice nails
my body: lol no

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misshyfr
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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unic0rn
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Rich Girl: Oh Em Gee. Look at this brand new, shiny private jet my mommy and daddy just bought me!!!
Me: Sometimes, my mom buys me chapstick when we go to Walmart

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC

i wish i was one of those girls ,who could still look beautiful without makeup :/.

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ForeverMeAndYou
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 3:47pm UTC

-Hey I just met you,-
And my name's Dori...
-Hey I just met you-;

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Justin Bieber fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
Marilyn Manson: lol
Michael Jackson: lol
Jared Leto: lol
Tom DeLonge: lol
Mark Hoppus: lol
Travis Barker: lol
Kurt Cobain: lol
Axl Rose: lol
Bob Marley: lol
Patrick Stump: lol
Bono Vox: lol
Gerard Way: lol
Frank Iero: lol
Ray Toro: lol
Mikey Way: lol
Niall Horan: lol
Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
Mike Dirnt: lol
Tré Cool: lol
Dave Grohl: lol
Chester Bennington: lol
Paul McCartney: lol
George Harrison: lol
John Lennon: lol
Serj Tankian: lol
Ringo Starr: lol
Elton John: lol
David Bowie: lol
Tom Fletcher: lol
Brendon Urie: lol
Ryan Ross: lol
Damon Albarn: lol
Dan Campbell: lol
Butch Vig: lol
Synyster Gates: lol
M. Shadows: lol
Johnny Christ: lol
Harry Styles: lol
Frank Sinatra: lol
Joey Ramone: lol
Dave Mustaine: lol
John Bon Jovi: lol
James Hetfield: lol
Corey Taylor: lol
Michael Vampire: LoL
Philip Kross: lol
Aaron Graves: lol
Dj Black: lol
Andy Six: lol
Jake Pitts: lol
Liam Payne: lol
Jinx: lol
Ashley Purdy: lol
Christian Coma: lol
Alice Cooper: lol
Danny Jones: lol
Tom Fletcher: lol
Dougie Poynter: lol
Harry Judd: lol
Mark Foster: lol
Bob Dylan: lol
Louis Tomlinson: lol
Spencer Smith : lol
Brendon Urie: lol
Adam Young: lol
Roger Daltrey: lol
Pete Townshend: lol
Keith Moon: lol
John Entwistle: lol
Robert Plant: lol
John Paul Jones: lol
Jimmy Page: lol
John Bonham: lol
Zayn Malik: lol
Roger Waters: lol
David Gilmour: lol
Rick Wright: lol
Nick Mason: lol
Syd Barret: lol
Deryck Whibley: lol
Ozzy Osbourne: Who the f.uck is Justin Bieber?

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Breeze
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:14pm UTC

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Sm:)e
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HannahKennison
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC

today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
& said
"im sorry my entire gender sucks"
and walked away
<3

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Buy a New Honda Car www.honda.com.au
Browse the full Honda car range. Find a dealer
close to you.
Fooled You~~

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