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  1. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    HarryPotterPuppetPals#3
    Dumbledore: NAKED TIME!!!!

  2. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 2:03pm UTC
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    [HAMMERTIME] [COLLABERATE]
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    [LISTEN]

  3. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Anyone want to be witty mates? :D

  4. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    TROLL!
    INTHE DUNGEON!!!!
    Thought you ought to know."
    nmf
     
     

  5. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 6:55am UTC
    Life is like a game of Mario Bros
    Except you only get one life
    And the psychedelic mushrooms are illegal
     

  6. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    HarryPotterPuppetPals#2
    Harry: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron

  7. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    HarryPotterPuppetPals#1
    Dumbledore: Hello Harry, are you studying for class?
    Harry: No,we're invading Snapes privacy by reading his diary.
    Dumbledore: Oh... well you wouldnt happen to have any prunes?
    Harry: I'm afraid not sir
    Dumbledore: I'm very dissapointed in you Harry

  8. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:34am UTC
    Skinny friend: I'm so fat :(
    Me: Then what am I? ...

  10. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:24am UTC
    Hey guys, I've got an English speaking assessment and would love some feedback on what I've written. It's from Lady Macbeth's POV before she kills herself from the castle turrets. [For those of you who don't know, Lady Macbeth is this she's Macbeth's wife and is a really messed up character.]
    It would be so easy wouldn't it? Solving a temporary problem with a permanent solution. Stepping nearer to the edge, I can feel the hell fires rising up, engulfing my body, waiting to drag me down so I can burn in hell with all the sinners before me. I can feel Satan in my head already, whispering sweet lies into my ear. It hurts, oh god it hurts. Why remind me of the lifes lost at my hand, of the people I've scarred. Why?... BUT NO! This wasn't my fault it was his! Why should I be denied entrance into the heavens because of what HE did. Why lord, why?
    I just need forgivness, then I wouldn't have to contemplate this, but one does not simply forgive someone who has caused so much pain in the world. I feel relieved as I step closer towards my death. I feel as though ut would help the pain of those families, mourning at my cost. But then, I can feel those I have killed looking down at me, from their grand thrones in heaven. Luaghing at me with God by their side, watching me suffer in hell - hot sweat dripping down my tired, feeble, womanly body.
    Death seems like the only way out - even my spirits can't help me now. They wouldn't even come near a sinful vody like mine. They disgust at the sight of me, I abused their powers, changing my innocent, womanly mind into a murderous man's. They laugh at me, the spirits - laugh at the woman who wanted more. Oh so much more! Power, riches, gold fame happiness I was promised! Happines... But I am far from it. Now I am In a deep despair of deppression that will never end.
    I try to fight my urge to step off the edge, my mind tells me not to, it's stupid - it dosent have to end like this, you don't have to jump! Yet what is left of my sould tells me I should. The world dosent need Lady Macbeth anymore. Everyone will be happy if I just leave. Everyone hates me. I don't have anything or anyone to live for anymore...
    So this is goodbye, to the world I have tainted, destroyed and hurt. All for power. well let me tell you this, power isn't everything, whoever goes up. Must come falling down
     

  11. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    I watched The Avengers Assemble.
    Amazing.

  12. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    WE EITHER DEFINE OUR FATE OR ARE DEFINED BY IT.

  13. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    You're straight, gay, lesbian, bisexual - That's cool.
    You're homophobic. That ain't cool.
     
     

  14. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    I got a date with destiny and it ain't 'gonnah end with a kiss

     
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I'm leaving you...
     But baby, why?
    nmq/nmf
    Because you think you're a transformer! 
    But baby, I can change!
    nmq/n
    There you go again!
    nmq/nmf
    mq/nmf

  16. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:49am UTC
    *Adds a quote*
    Expectation: What an amazing quote, I'll get loads of faves, followers and become witty famous
    Reality: One fav... from yourself...
     

  17. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:34am UTC
    20 Day Witty Challenge.
    1. The user who inspires you most.
    2. Your goals on this website.
    3. Your favorite quote that you made.
    4. How you found out about Witty.
    5. How to earn a follow from you.
    6. Your Witty best friend(s).
    7. The feature you like the most.
    8. Who you think makes the best layouts.
    9. Your opinion on those who jock quotes.
    10. Your opinion on 'Witty fame'.
    11. What you consider a quality quote.
    12. Does your follower count matter?
    13. Who you dislike the most on Witty.
    14. Do you regret any of your quotes?
    15. The worst quote you ever read.
    16. Do you prefer Witty over Facebook?
    17. Your most favorited quote ever.
    18. Your least favorited quote ever.
    19. Has Witty changed your life?
    20. What does Witty mean to you?
    Day 1
    Unforgettable me, she's been through so much heartbreak and crap yet she still goes on, I think she's inspirational and shows that no matter how hard life can get, you still go on.

  18. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:21am UTC
    And who else [used] to
    Stick a sausage in your mouth and pretend it was a cigar
     

  19. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:27am UTC
    And who else can't wait for...
    The Avengers Assemble.

  20. aishaissocoollike aishaissocoollike
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 5:24am UTC
    Moe: We're taking a trip to little Italy...
    Homer::I'll get our little passports.
     

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