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  1. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    My friend's mom: Get off the computer
    My friend: Well its my life.
    Her mom You have no life,
    Me: LOL

  2. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    I will catch you
    if you fall ♥

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:30am UTC
    Facebook: Once there was a girl who was going into surgery for her ovaries. She was upset that her boyfriend wasn't there but, she went in to get the surgery anyways. When the surgery was over, she saw that her boyfriend still wasn't there. "Where is he?" She asked. Her dad looked her in the eye and said, "Who do you think gave you the ovaries." ♥This is so sweet. Share if you would do this for your boyfriend or girlfriend♥
    Facebook: Three of your friends shared this
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Wait, what? That's not even possible. Wait, what?

  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
    DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
    DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
    AH MACARENA

  5. maaddiissoonn maaddiissoonn
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Before my Shower:
    I don’t want to get in .
    During my Shower:
    I don’t want to get out.

  6. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Summer should get a speeding ticket
    and slow down.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    You will never see yourself
    the way the person who loves you sees you...

  8. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:14am UTC
    three year old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
    me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

  9. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
    Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
    Woohoo for tumblr

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC
    My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

  11. lostandconfused lostandconfused
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:32am UTC
    What I thought was going to be a fun day of shopping with my mom turned into a tragedy! This morning on my way to Roswell the road was blocked off and you had to take a detour... well about an hour later we found out that it was my cousins that had been in a bad accident and my cousin amanda and her baby boy joe were killed in the accident and her 6 year old daughter was taken to the hospital. Then we get information that says this "An early morning accident in Roswell has left two dead and a six year old is at a Roswell hospital. Sabrina Morales of RPD says two vehicles crashed at Southeast Main and Brasher Road. The other car fled. The investigation is still going on. Police say alcohol was involved" I can`t believe this.... im still in shock! I love you mandy and baby joe y`all may be gone but y`all will forever be in our hearts!


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  13. FallingTower FallingTower
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 6:04am UTC
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  14. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 7:38am UTC
    And who else used to fancy Peter Pan when they were younger?
    ~nmf~
    Cookiedoughformats

  15. xlonglivex xlonglivex
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    it was hilarious last night when the whole crowd was singing little lion man & everyone was off

  16. Ultimate_Cookie_Monster Ultimate_Cookie_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Wanna know the real me?
    I like skulls. My favourite top has a skull with a halo on it. I like to wear boots, and I like to wear black jeans, and everything skull. Go ahead and judge me, see if I care. Hate on me. See if I care. Maybe, just maybe I'm not afraid of being myself.

  17. jessiduh jessiduh
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    I want to
    Hold your hand robert. Badly. I want to hug you too much. And I love you SO MUCH ♥

  18. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    nobody cares if you like things that aren't mainstream
    or if you don't do things other teens do.
    we're not going to treat you like the f.ucking queen just
    because you're trying so hard to be different.

  19. xlonglivex xlonglivex
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Most Girls: lets go shopping! & lets meet hot guys there!
    Me: lets go to a concert! & make concert friends there!

  20. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I'm such a rebel.
    I don't put the safety thing around my wrist for the wii.
    O:

:)

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