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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 11:41pm UTC

I'm not saying I "hate" you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by lions, barefoot in the desert of legos, near a Rebecca Black concert.♥

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 11:33pm UTC

-
Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp screaming
"LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN!!"

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Relateable thing #002
Trying to accomplish a task before
the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 11:17pm UTC

*Some Nights by Fun*
Fun;; This is it, boys, this is war - what are we waiting for?
Random guy in music video;; well apperantly theirs a band singing in the middle of the war
Fun;; Why don't we break the rules already?
Random Guy;; your singing in the middle of war, what other rules do you wanna break?
Fun;; I was never one to believe the hype - save that for the black and white
Random Guy;; B/tch please this is the 21st century (no more black and white)
Fun;; Cause I could use some friends for a change
Random Guy;; Your forever alone bro, if and THAT IS IF no one shoots you for singing and disturbing our war

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airJordansz
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October 9, 2012 5:37pm UTC

IM WEIRD SO DONT JUDGE ME WHEN YOU READ THIS
*1 minute until the bell rings*
me; desiree....I have to fart....
desiree; ok well here's the plan
mw; ok, what?
desiree; you run out as soon as the bell rings be the frst in the hall way and i'll scream so you can do it
me; thanks desiree
*bell rings*
me; *runs outside*
desiree; *screams*
me; *farts* I DID IT DESIREE!!! THANK YOU
desiree; OK GOOD! YOUR WELCOME
pedestrian walking by; what did you do?
me ; nothing *runs away lauqhinq*

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 5:27pm UTC

69%
Of people find something
dirty in every sentence

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 5:17pm UTC

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 5:03pm UTC

I gotta dig bick.
You read that wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said "moment" after awkward.

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Thingsyouneverthoughtof #002
Every ocean you swim in is made up of all the pee and poop the fishes did.
Let that sink in alittle bit

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airJordansz
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October 9, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Thingsyouneverthoughtof #001
The air that you breathe in is made up of the farts
of every living thing in the world combined

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC

F/ck everyone
and
be happy
you'll probably get aids.<

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:31pm UTC

"Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm all f/cking wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted,
I was keeping the umbrella.
nmq

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Strength is the ability to brake a chocolate bar
into 4 pieces
with our bare hands,
and then just eat
one of those pieces

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:11pm UTC

When on Facebook ;;
Me; By the power vested in me I now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted*.
You may now kiss my a** t - . - t
nmq

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Let's eat grandpa.
Let's eat, grandpa.
Save a person's life, and use the correct punctuation.
nmq

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Relateable thing #001
De leting one "ha" from your
"hahahahahaha"
because you feel like its too much.

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airJordansz
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 2:38pm UTC

♥
More th an a year ago , I lost a fr iend, a loved one, a
r o l e model b u t more impo r tan t l y I lost my Grandpa
"Papa Jorge". He he l d on f or so long in the I.C.U. (Intensive.Care.Unit) wh i l e he was in a c omma, yet it was his time to quit su f f ering on a ho s p i tal bed and he was put to r e s t with God. I still m i ss him and I’ l l never be a ble to stop, but some day I know I 'l l see him again wai t i ng for m e with open arms at the Gates of Heaven.
So Papa Jorge this quote' s for you, I hope you c an see it from up the re .
I Love You . -
In Loving Memory of Papa Jorge
One of The Greatest Grandpa's the World has Ever Known
April 23, 1944 -October 6, 2011
♥

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airJordansz
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Me and My friends on gameday, while pointing at the players on the other team;;
F*ck You
F*ck You
F*ck You
Your Cool
F*ck You
F*ck You
Oh and F*ck You!
But Your Cool

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airJordansz
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC

6.9
alittle fun ruined by a period...

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airJordansz
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Girl; We're best friends right?
Boy; Yes, of course
Girl; So be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy; No one. I love someone.
Girl; Ohh, she must be very lucky.
Boy; Definitley. I've loved her ever since I met her.
Girl; Really? Well, since we're best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her.
Boy; Oh okay
*Boy takes out his fone, dials her number, and fones her*
Girl; Wait, hold on I think im getting a call
*Answers phone*
Girl; Hello?
Boy; I love you

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