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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    My name might as well be "New Year's Resolution"
    because nobody's going to do me

  2. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:31am UTC
    I fart
    in your general direction

  3. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:22am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. Cailin Dorothy* Cailin Dorothy*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    I was just accpeted to my first choice college!
    Marist Class of 2017
    Red Foxes

  5. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Suicide doesn't get rid of your pain,
    it just gives it to everyone else.
    format:xxcorinne95xx

  6. envious* envious*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    If I hide my tears
    in the falling rain,
    Can all of our memories
    be hidden?
    Format: twilightgirl995

  7. splatterpaint_advice235 splatterpaint_advice235
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Love


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. bluehoodiesbabe bluehoodiesbabe
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    If I were to write a story... how many of you guys would read it?

  10. 3pointballer 3pointballer
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    But the grass ain't always greener on the other side,
    It's green where you water it
    Big Sean

  11. EmiGrace EmiGrace
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
    -Jane Goodall

  12. dreamtobeyoungforever dreamtobeyoungforever
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Having a crush on someone requires liking people.

  13. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 5:57am UTC
    Do you ever feel bugs on you
    and then you realize it was just hair of a stupid bit of fluff..

  14. daniellebrooke2089 daniellebrooke2089
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    you made me laugh ,
    you made me cry,
    but you killed me
    when you said goodbye


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. StarButthead StarButthead
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Oh music, precious music, what would I do without you?

  17. One_Direction5 One_Direction5
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    *home phone rings*
    Me: *picks up* hello?
    My mom`s boss: Yes,hello may i speak to your mother please?
    My mom:*wispers*tell her im out!
    Me:Oh, um my mom was having stomach problems and went to see the doctor.
    Her boss:Is she alright?
    Me:Yeah its probably just diahrea.nothing big.
    Mom:*facepalm*
    Her boss:Well i`ll just call her back
    Me: You do that,bye thanks for calling.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  18. SorrowUnleashed SorrowUnleashed
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:12am UTC
    You're beautiful. ♥
    Nmf

  19. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    I don't know why people complain about winter.
    But I like winter.I like singing Christmas songs.I like the snow.I like seeing all the holiday items in stores.I like writing my Christmas list.But most of all I can wear uggs,my northfaces,skinny jeans,oversized sweaters.And I can cuddle up in my bed because it's cold out.I get to sing Christmas songs without anyone judging me.I get to just have fun.Throw some snowballs here and there.Drink hot choclette.It's on of the best feelings ever.
    I can't wait.

  20. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 12:06am UTC
    You know what?I instantly smile when I see a text from you,I don't even care what's in it.It's just amazing to know I crossed your mind for a second.
    nmq/nmf

:)

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