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    July 24, 2014 4:28am UTC
    So I had like 3 word documents saved of stuff that I was gunna do and finish this summer and it all takes a solid 3 months (which is slightly more time than my actual summer vacation) and now I have 3 weeks to get all this sh/t done

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    July 24, 2014 4:22am UTC
    I'm having trouble falling asleep and so I spent a solid hour thinking about all the sh/tty descisions I've made since like kindergarten and now I kinda feel like a parent who's looking at their 20 year old kid who got stuck in a baby swing

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    July 24, 2014 4:15am UTC
    I don't like being unable to sleep 'cause it's 3am and I have no one to talk to and I could wake up my friends really early but then they're gunna be mad and I have to be really really quiet 'cause everyone in my house is a light sleeper and just -__-

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    July 24, 2014 4:13am UTC
    I failed a class and got 3 C's second semester this year and got a D- in summer school and this is my first week of real summer and my dad said he thinks I should be having more fun and I aralkshd.... *facepalm*

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    July 9, 2014 6:45pm UTC
    The one superpower that every kid doesn't realize what they want is the ability to be able to control who the teacher picks on, when someone gets picked on, and what they're asked.

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    June 22, 2014 12:10am UTC
    Teenager Fail 2
    I asked my friend(who I would like to stay friends with) if she wanted to see The Fault in our Stars and she said she wouldn't be able to make it through the movie because her aunt had died of cancer a few years ago...

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    June 22, 2014 12:08am UTC
    Past goals for summer: become HOT
    This years summer goal: get less ugly

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    June 22, 2014 12:07am UTC
    Teenager Fail 1
    I was with my best friend and my brother asked for a ride home and I tried to take the car without my dad finding out at like midnight and he found out somehow

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    June 17, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    Christian Pick Up Lines: Hey so I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized that I didn't have yours

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    June 17, 2014 6:25pm UTC
    When my teacher was in school, teachers were really serious about drills and during one he asked a friend when the drill would be over and the teacher whispered to him that it was his fault that a kid was dead in the bathroom becuse no one could hear the kid scream

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    June 17, 2014 6:20pm UTC
    My cousin was swearing and I said if he didn't stop he'd end up like Jimmy(who I made up as I did all of this)he then asked what happened to Jimmy and I said I tied Jimmy to the top of the car and then my cousin asked if Jimmy lived and I just looked at him and his eyes got big and he just stared straight ahead for like 10 mins

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    June 16, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    I accidentaly sent my dad a text saying "HAPPY FATHEAD DAY!!!!!:D".........

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    June 11, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    If you kiss someone for the first time when you're playing truth or dare, does it count as your first kiss?

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    June 11, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    So two days before school ended a boy who has never talked to me before and he's known I exsisted since before freshman school and I'm gunna be a junior, talked to me and tried to hold my hand and then on the second to last day of school he actually grabbed my hand and I texted my one friend since he was talking to someone else and then I had like a panic attack and had trouble breathing and confused the hell out of my friend and then on the last day of school he grabbed my hand again and started to reach for my leg and we were just kind of holding hands while he was like rubbing my leg and then he told me that his phone was broken and that I should get a Facebook(I don't have one)and then I saw him again twice that weekend when he was hanging out with his friends and I was with mine and I didn't go to talk to him and he didn't come and talk to me and yea...I'm not very good at this stuff....

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    May 30, 2014 9:21pm UTC
    I was dropping my brother and his friend off somewhere and I turned down a one way street but I didn't know that and he kind of got out of a moving car 'cause he may have been a bit embarrassed....

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    May 30, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    If someone takes their phone to a bathroom, they were either in the middle of a conversation or they might spend an extra few minutes on the toilet, but if someone takes a computer into the bathroom......

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    May 21, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    So my dad is one of those people where no matter what your grades are, there's no excuses...and so I had an F in Italian and Band until today and I couldn't explain myself because my teachers hadn't put all of my homework assignment grades up and so I had no idea what my final grades were and now that they've done that I have an A+ in Band and a B in Italian so...HAHAHA DAD!

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    May 6, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    I feel like giving up in school, but it's not that feeling you get when you're just anxious for summer, I just want everything to end but I don't even know what everything is

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    May 6, 2014 6:26pm UTC
    You know what my biggest pet peve is? Crying I hate when I cry and I have no reason to, it's like my body wants me to explode

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    April 30, 2014 7:06pm UTC
    Finding a spider while going to the bathroom is like a germaphobe coming to work and finding out they had to babysit toddlers all day, it's terrifying

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