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  1. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2264
    When you aren't rail
    thin, so everytime you walk
    by a black guy they say
    "Dayuuuum, you pretty thick
    for a white girl!"
    tumblr

  2. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    "OMG, my quote got two favorites within a minute! This shall be good!"
    *Two hours later*
    1 Notification
    ' _________ favorited your quote. '
    ...Oohh. Nevermind.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    I'm not looking for attention, I'm looking to be understood.
    I didn't sit there and choose to be this way, it just happened.
    To have to deal with the fact that most the people near and dear
    to me think that I'm faking this kills me.
    If they only knew I'd give anything
    to wake up one day and
    be rid of these demons,
    I would.

  4. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    White people:
    Have cars that are German,
    vodka that is Russian,
    pizza that is Italian,
    kebabs that are Turkish,
    Democracy that is Greek,
    coffee that is Brazillian,
    movies that are American,
    tea that is Indian,
    clothes that are Indonesian,
    Oil that is Saudi Arabian,
    electronics that are Chinese,
    Numbers that are Arabic,
    and letter that are Latin.
    Yet you people complain about your immigrant neighbor.

  5. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:59am UTC
    Chatrooms
    lobby--create chatroom---popout
    Randomness
    Leave room | Invite user
    Format by Breeze ==
    ●-/-●-/
    Friend1 has joined the chatroom
    Friend2 has joined the chatroom
    Me: Hey guys!
    Me: Omg. One of my friends kept using the wrong your/you're and the wrong there/their/they're just to annoy me.
    Friend1: There awesome!
    Me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
    Friend2: I see what you did their!
    Me: ...
    Friend1: Hahaha OMG you did it to!
    Friend2: I'm trying two think of another won now.
    Me: ...
    Friend1: Brb. Gonna poor myself a glass of water
    Friend1 has left the chatroom
    Me: ...
    Me: I'm going to right this up. I want too post this.
    Friend2: ;)
    Friend2: I have too go now! Bye!
    Friend2 has left the chatroomFriend3 has joined the chatroom
    Friend3: Hey! What's up?
    Me: My friends were purposely using the wrong words. You know how much that annoys me.
    Friend3: Aww their they're.
    Breeze
    Friend3
    ●●●
    Format by Breeze


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    "I think everyone should get married!
    Boy and girls...
    Girls and boys...
    Boys and boys...
    Girls and girls...
    Shouldn't we all be
    entitled to a family?"
    -Billie Joe Armstrong

  8. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    ❝How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?

  9. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    I find "Will you be my girlfriend?" cuter than "Wanna go out with me?"


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  11. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2269
    When it's been so
    long since the last time
    you've shaved that your hair
    gets caught in the razor
    blades.
    tumblr

  12. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    I don't know how to say this but
    please here me out. Okay.. so lately, I've been noticing my appearance more. I used I be like, "Oh yeah, I know i'm not the prettiest person, but whatever." And i still am like that... but., it's weird. It's almost like at the same time I don't care, I also can't accept what I look like anymore? For example, let's say I'm talking to someone attractive. What I'll do is I'll imagine that I look like the person that I'm talking to.. it makes me feel better about myself but isn't it bad that I'm picturing myself as someone that I'm not? Isn't this weird? What do I do? WHY am I doing this?

  13. gucci prince* gucci prince* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:23am UTC
    aellyniq
    Stophating on Taylor Swift just because of Haylor everyone! What did she ever do to you guys. You guys really need to move on with your life and leave Harry Styles alone too. They both are losing so many followers on twitter just because of Haylor. Also, If you're REALLY a Directioner, you would be happy and perfectly fine with them dating. I'm a Directioner AND a Swiftie. I don't really ship them but if they are happy together I won't hate Taylor like those other directioners. This Haylor hate is getting really annoying.. I'm sorry if you don't like my opinion, but this need to be said.
    aellyniq
    Format credit: Aellyniq
    aellyniq

  14. x-Abbie-x* x-Abbie-x*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    There is 178 days, 11 hours and 8 minutes until Catching Fire.

  15. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:03am UTC
    I had fought so hard, and thought that all my battles had been won.
    Only to find that the war had
    just began.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 9:57am UTC
    I always knew that that Peter Pan kid would become hot
    http://data.whicdn.com/images/59723518/large.jpg

  18. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2270
    Holding your breath
    while spraying hairspray.
    tumblr

  19. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2267
    Spraying your hair
    with perfume.
    tumblr

  20. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    Me: Ugh. I hate getting my period..
    Guys are so lucky. No cramps or
    blood or anything you are so lucky.
    My boyfriend: If it would make you
    feel any better you can kick me in
    the b/lls everytime you get cramps.

:)

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