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  1. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 11:09am UTC
    Him: lol do you even realize how freaking cute you are
    Me: I'm like, a monster, and that's not cute.
    Him: If you're a monster then you're a gremlin and I'd cuddle you so hard and never feed you so you stay cute forever.

  2. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you find out one of your best friend's boyfriend is your step cousin.

  3. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 11:08am UTC
    "At some point, you've got to stop looking up at the sky, or one of these days you'll look back down and see that you floated away, too."
    -Paper Towns, John Green
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  4. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:06am UTC
    Standing in front of a closet full of clothes sayin
    "I have nothing to wear!"

  5. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    “you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
    woah ?
    really ?
    are you serious ?
    wow i i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul


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  8. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    me: I'm so cold
    me: *continues to sit here in spandex and a sports bra*


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  11. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    My dad: So I'm thinking about buying you
    some crocs

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    Every year for Halloween I wanted to be a pumpkin, sunflower, m&m, turtle.
    But, when you get older, the costumes tend to get smaller. Finessing curves into eyecandy instead of masterpiece. American beauty turned apple pie cutie.
    So, this year, I decided to be a school teacher, nurse, fairy, Wonder Woman.
    But, when I went to buy the costume I was like, "Where's the rest of it.? Is B for books or boobs? Was the toothfairy a stripper? To check temperatures or raise them? Oh, hell no. Heels?"
    Halloween has become a different type of freakshow and all that I am don't fit prettily into polyester and spandex.
    I'd much rather be a sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness. Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience. Everybody knows I'm a motherfcking monster.
    Society is trying to squeeze the fantasy out of us--turn our feminine fatal.
    So, this year I think I'll be monster. Let me be mummy--empty of all organs so they'd never fail me. Only my heart would remain, the center of inteligence and emotion. But, I'd never need to feel another pair of greedy eyes on me.
    Monster.
    I'd much rather be vampire--my reflection disapearing every time I looked in the mirror so I wouldn't have to worry about flaws that stare blankly back at me. I will suck everyone woman's sterotype out of your throats.
    Monster.
    I've heard that some of the most beautiful women are the craziest ones. On a good day I'm human, on a full moon--werewolf that I exist when the lunar ticks. Ticking 'till the time comes when I'm finally comfortable in my own skin.
    Monster.
    Let me be your worst nightmare for one night. I'll shed away my wings and Betsy Johnson's and I'll play boogieman. See, I know what you're afraid of--A woman who can do bad, no evil, all by herself. But, nowadays, boogieman is a lot less frightening than a strong woman.
    Monster.
    But, no matter what garments we wrap ourselves in, a woman's status as trick, treat, or geek is not up for discussion.
    A woman dressing, acting, or being should be her choice.
    If a woman wants to wear a skimpy outfit, let it be her choice.
    If a woman wants to cover up let it be her choice.
    If I wanna be a motherfcking monster then let it be my choice.
    Is B for books or for boobs? Both.
    To check temperatures or raise them? Both.
    Was the tooth fairy a stripper? Maybe.
    But who cares?
    See, I'd much rather be woman and if it means that I must be a monster then
    Happy Halloween.

  13. destinehurricane destinehurricane
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    Don't kick me when I'm down because when I get up your f*cked!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Thoughts while playing hide
    and seek.
    They will never find me.
    Damn I gotta pee.

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    & i've traded my
    Converse for Sperry's,
    yoga pants for jeans,
    and crop tops for collared shirts.
    it's not called changing--
    it's called "growing up."


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  18. ShayThoo ShayThoo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    That moment when you hear a person you know swear and you thought they would never swear.

  19. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    *parents are sleeping*
    me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
    *I'm sleeping*
    parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof and scream at the nieghbors and watch a movie

  20. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    SEEING COLLAR/RIB/HIP BONES IN
    ANIMALS IS CONSIDERED SICK AND ABUSIVE. SO WHY
    IS IT CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL IN HUMANS?

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