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Alpaca Prophet *

Status: Eat. My. Shorts.

Member Since: 28 Dec 2014 01:58pm

Last Seen: 22 Feb 2019 09:05pm

Birthday: November 12

Location: In a manic state of depression

user id: 388793

133 Quotes
545 Favorites
54 Following
173 Followers
36 Comment Points
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Artist. Musician. Deviant. INFJ. Retro-punk.
Undecided Calvinist, Bifurious Clarke Kisser.
Basketcase. Tumblr Trash. Manic Depressive.
Problematic. Pretentious Asshat.
"Basically Someone You Shouldn't Be Friends With"
Music I Like:
Imogen Heap, Eisley, ALT-J, FUN, Twenty 
One Pilots, Panic! At The Disco, Taylor Swift, 
Front Porch Step, Charlie Puth, No Outlet,
Halsey, Owl City (since 2007), Never Shout
Never, My Chemical Romance (MCR),  Sia,
The Killers, Jarrod Alonge, Childish Gambino, 
Rich Mullins, Green Day (any early 2000's
Punk band), Parks, Troye Sivan, Say Anything,
Modern Baseball, Blink 182, Social Repose
YouTubers I Like:
MyHarto, NigaHiga, chestersee, PewDiePie,
The Game Theorists, ExplosmEntertainment, 
Lindsey Stirling, Full of Eyes, RoseEllenDix, 
Vlogbrothers, Cyarin, OnisionSpeaks, Paint,
Emmablackery, Zeldaxlove64 RIP, All the gays.
Things you Should Ask me:
My music Taste, My interests, Whether the
Earth we live in is one giant Capri Sun™ and
the Moon and Sun are the hole for the Straw, 
If you want to talk to me about struggles go
ahead but I can't garuntee I'll help at all.,
What the song on my profile means to me,
Why bisexual people have to present as Gay
instead of Bi due to biphobia.

Currently on a lifelong hiatus

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  1. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     April 24, 2016 9:55pm UTC
    I love her more than
    life itself,
    but I can't put
    the weight of my life
    on her shoulders.
    Because I hate life,
    so if she leaves I'm a
    Goner.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
  2. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     April 20, 2016 6:36pm UTC
    Can't wait to see my favorite
    Artist on May 21st!
    ♦
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
  3. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     April 18, 2016 3:23pm UTC
    She was a Tiger,
    Fierce to the eye,
    Renown in her legend,
    and covered in stripes.
    •
    Her pride echoed the mainland
    like that of hallow halls.
    scratch, scratch, hear that growl,
    with your throat under her paw.
    •
    I was a rabbit,
    Anxious and weak.
    I hide in the burbur bush,
    me and my big feet.
    •
    Somehow she loved me,
    don't ask me why.
    I've never been bold,
    but with you I can might.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
  4. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     March 1, 2016 2:54pm UTC
    Do what you want with your hair,
    I'll still love you.
    §
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
  5. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     February 10, 2016 5:28pm UTC
    When I'm with you
    I am Home.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points
  6. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     February 10, 2016 5:20pm UTC
    You give me color I never knew Existed...
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  7. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     January 20, 2016 2:03pm UTC
    I can't remember what color looks like,
    one memory after another the filter loses it's color.
    and i dwindle into my belonging.
    like I did before...
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
  8. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     January 19, 2016 12:56pm UTC
    Up on the Mountain I see down below,
    it's easy to lose yourself I know.
    can't hear what you're shouting I'm deaf to your show,
    it's easy to lose your self control.
    Everybody gets high everybody gets low,
    life can be such overdose.
    Up on the mountain I see dow below,
    It's easy to lose yourself i know.
    In the in Between.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
  9. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     January 12, 2016 2:58pm UTC
    My face billows in smoke,
    I don't know how much longer i can contain it.
    A chemical reaction is happening inside me,
    and I'm becoming unstable.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
  10. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     January 11, 2016 2:39pm UTC
    Can't you see it?
    I'm just a Lost boy who couldn't stick
    to the path.
    Never meant to go anywhere,
    never meant to amount to anything.
    Just made to sleep in the Tall grass.
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 9 points
  11. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     December 25, 2015 11:03pm UTC
    .
    You can have some of Mine
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
  12. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     December 14, 2015 9:19pm UTC
    She's said it so many times before
    "You're Nothing"
    but now I believe it.
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 9 points
  13. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     December 3, 2015 10:21am UTC
    Eight Things I care about more than people
    1. My Witty Profile Music
    (I change my music every week)
    2. My Handwritten Letters
    *See "My Penmanship"
    3. My Music
    (I will choose listening to Tyler Josephs voice over a family get together any day)
    4. How I Look
    (It takes at least a half hour for me to decide what to wear)
    5. My Hair
    (Ugh)
    6. My Penmanship
    *See "My Handwritten Letters"
    7. Coffee
    (Not to be cliche, but my coffee comes first before meeting new people)
    8. My Gif Quotes
    (I spend hours finding the right gif)
    ¿
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points
  14. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     November 30, 2015 6:42pm UTC
    I told myself I wouldn't start smoking,
    but breathing you in is so warm
    I think I'm addicted
    ¿
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points
  15. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     November 16, 2015 7:29pm UTC
    She wanted honesty,
    the chilling word that pierces our security.
    When locked gates stand tall,
    a simple command can bring down us all.
    Did she have honesty?
    Was I letting her into the dark, cold truth?
    Or paining a canvas on my wall to fool you?
    If you're looking for me to tear down my walls
    for you to walk inside,
    and see what I treasure and keep by my side.
    ...
    Then dust your shoes off on the way in.
    N
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points
  16. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     November 14, 2015 11:26pm UTC
    Why do my quotes say "click to see quote" when they're posted?
    when it does that people don't get to see all the effort i put into
    making it look good and probably won't want to 'click'.
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 13 points
  17. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     November 14, 2015 11:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points
  18. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     November 12, 2015 8:52pm UTC
    IT'S MY BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY.
    IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 10 points
  19. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     November 2, 2015 4:48pm UTC
    Please darling,
    take me where no one walks,
    into private places,
    where more than my mind goes nuts around you.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
  20. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
     October 28, 2015 10:28pm UTC
    Imagine sitting next to a fire place,
    §
    just us.
    Your head
    on my heart,
    §
    listening to each other's heart beat.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
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