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  1. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    My Little brother:
    "When i take my girlfriend on her first date,
    I'll take her at sunset because thats when it's most romantic,
    And i'd hire a boat,
    Hold hands with her and gaze at the waters,
    We'd kiss and i'd say
    I love you,
    You say that a first date is to early to say 'I Love you'
    But i know she's the one,
    So i'm not afraid to say it,
    3 words can mean alot."
    Me
    o.o
    - He's 7,

  2. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
    *My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
    Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
    Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
    Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
    Sister: Take notes then.
    Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
    Sister:
    Me: Score!
    Sister: Give it a rest.
    Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
    Sister: I could go on for forte days.
    Me: That would B major.
    Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
    Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
    Sister: You have some major problems.
    Me: I don't like your tone.
    Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
    Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
    Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
    Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
    Me: This is alto much for me.
    Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
    Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
    Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
    Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
    Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
    Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

  3. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    the problem with guys
    is they pretend to like
    you, when really they don't. The
    problem with girls is
    they pretend they don't l i ke you,
    when they do.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Friends are forever,
    until they get in a relationship.

  5. beautifulhomicide beautifulhomicide
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 11:07am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Teacher: But I can't read what you wrote here!?
    Me: ...Neither can I
    Teacher: You can't read your own handwriting?
    Me: I am aware.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I'm naturally skinny, I eat
    what I want, I don't starve myself, and I am beautiful. So why are you allowed to love your "curves", but it's wrong for me to love my "bones"? Why is it okay for you to call me anorexic, but horrible for me to call you fat? If you can feel beautiful for being big, I can feel beautiful for being small.
    Get over it.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    What if 911 called you?
    "Hello, this is 911. You have an emergency. I can sense it."

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    no matter
    how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    i see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 years ago

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    guys
    today i was home alone and these builder people came to fix the floor and they knocked on the door and i thought they were my parents
    guess who opened the door wearing a sherlock t-shirt and underwear
    guess who said "oh god it's a pants situation" and ran back to her room
    (if you guessed me, you'd be right.)

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    all i do
    at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    Google: Why does my cat lick me?
    John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
    John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
    John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
    John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
    John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
    John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."

  15. FlorenceSong FlorenceSong
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Dear parents,
    that have banned their children from watching/reading/playing
    harry potter,
    percy jackson,
    lord of the rings,
    call of duty,
    skyrim,
    assassin's creed,
    doctor who,
    supernatural,
    game of thrones,
    and
    sherlock,
    that's your choice as a parent,
    -but just know-
    your child now has
    nothing
    to contribute at lunch table converstations

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  18. imabelieber123 imabelieber123
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    ANNOYING MOMENT
    Annoying moment when ur singing a song and ur little sister acts like she knows it when she obviously DOESNT

  19. OneDirectionInfectionn OneDirectionInfectionn
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    One Direction Fact #157
    Niall: "I can't help but try to find my future wife in the crowd."
    C) OneDirectionInfectionn

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    "Sometimes, the girls hug all the boys except me,
    And I just smile, but it hurts."
    -Niall Horan

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