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  1. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    WALKING ROUND NAKED, DRINKING COLD WINE, BECAUSE IM THE MOFUCKIN MERRY QUEEN OF LONELY PEOPLE
    SOMEONE LOVE ME PLEASE

  2. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy"
    this quote has never been more appropriate

  3. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    but
    "JUST FRIENDS"
    just don't
    look at each other
    talk to each other
    touch each other
    love each other
    like that.

  4. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    how are 13 year olds sexually active
    I'm not even socially active
    ...I'm not even bloody active

  5. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    no amount of compliments will truly raise the self esteem of someone who has none.
    thats like multiplying 0 by 1000, you still get 0.

  6. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 8:47am UTC
    the trouble is, i do act my age. unfortunately, everyone my age acts older than they are.

  7. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    thats it.
    do not for one second compare gay marriage to shop lifting.
    these christians talk about how its not natural to be gay.
    thats funny as concrete scientific evidence has shown that some of us are genetically predisposed to be gay, that means they are supposed to be gay, its in their genetics. and if its not in their genetics then its in their heart.
    so who really is playing God? By not letting someone fulfill what they are naturally.
    there is no 'debate', we live in the 21st century, we're supposed to be moving forward as a society. and as a great rapper says,
    And a certificate on paper
    Isn't gonna solve it all
    But it's a damn good place to start
    No law's gonna change us
    We have to change us

  8. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    Facebook just seems to be a
    showcase of the worst people
    I've ever had the displeasure
    to barely know

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    Macklemore
    -Has song about feminism
    -has song about gay rights
    -Has song about consumerism
    -Has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
    -Has song about white privilege
    -In all of them, he speaks realistically about the subject and includes his personal experience
    And some song about thrift shopping gets popular

  10. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    "i miss the old witty"
    - Joined 11th January 2013.
    NO JUST NO.

  11. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    I think I should tell the Witty site a huge lie or I think I should jack all my quotes,
    Maybe then I'd get top quotes.

  12. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine
    every single detail about yourself and just get really upset
    because you're you
    do you ever just sit there and look at your laptop and examine
    every single detail about this one quote and just get really upset
    because you've realised you've seen this quote atleast
    100 god damn times

  13. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    there might as well be a tumble weed on my notifications


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    Rihanna is now designing clothing for River Island, now, you too can walk around in 'clothes' or 'rags' that leave you half naked in a socially acceptable way
    if you're lucky, it might actually cover your nipple!

  16. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    was my mistake ever cutting in the first place, or not cutting deep enough
    __________________________________

  17. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    spending valentines day having a threesome. with my friends ben and jerry, and we're using cookie dough too.

  18. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    when people say 'it could be worse' that is of no help what so ever. because it could also be a lot better.
    so dont come to me with this generic
    'oh you dont have a valentine for valentines day? try not having a mother or father for mother/fathers day'
    stuff. yeah, it must be awful not having a mum for mothers day, or a father for fathers day. but lets break this down
    a) ive seen this around 324082384 times, so 9 times out of 10 you've probably just copied and pasted it to get favourites or whatever
    b) how many times have you complained about something in life? like being hungry, or being bored, or not wanting to go to school. some people dont have that either. but it doesnt make your hunger, boredom and fatigue go away.
    the fact is you need to consider that it could be worse but it doesnt mean that will make things alright. people need to stop this whole idea of people being ungrateful because everyone deals with things in different ways.
    comment things and post hate, i dont care

  19. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    i hate how i have such an enormous amount of love to give, but no one to give it to.

  20. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    chewing someones face off is
    not what getting head means

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