Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC
Pollen: *accidentally enters my body* Immune System: What the hell is that? Pollen: Hey, sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-- Immune System: We're under attack! Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo-- Immune System: Open the floodgates! Pollen: The what? Mucas Membranes: Sir. All the floodgates? Immune System: All of them. Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't...oh sh-- *dramatic music* Me: *sneezes*
People from California: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR. Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND. Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE. People from California: .... People from New York: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE. People from New York: .... People from Europe: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER. Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN. Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST. People from Europe: .... People from Australia: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA. Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING. Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES. People from Australia: ....
ChocoTaco posted a quote
April 19, 2013 8:00pm UTC
People out of the United States: Wow, I would hate to live in a country with the highest obesity rate in the world. People in the United States: Wow, I would hate to have smaller portion sizes.
Jersey_Girl posted a quote
March 23, 2013 12:40pm UTC
AT&T Guy: So what's better fast or slow? 6 Year olds: FAAAAAAAAST!! AT&T Guy: Really, why? Little girl: Cause if you aren't fast you can't run fast Little girl: and then you'll get bitten by a werewolf Little girl: and then you have to stay inside Little girl: and then you have to shave when it gets hot Little girl: and then you're like Little girl: ruh ruhh ruh ruuhh ruh ruhh ruhhh Little girl: which means Little girl: I WISH I WAS BACK TO A HUMANNN :( AT&T Guy: What
capsized* posted a quote
March 23, 2013 12:22am UTC
the amazing moments in life 1. coming home late and going straight to bed. 2. buying amazing clothes you found on sale. 3. holding hands. 4. unexpected moments that become your favorite memories. 5. talking on the phone until five in the morning. 6. taking long showers to wash away your worries 7. resting on someone's chest. 8. feeling as though you finally belong somewhere. 9. deciding what you want to do with your life. 10. feeling satisfied after a delicious meal. 11. falling asleep instantly when you're upset. 12. meeting people that happen to change your life. 13. when you have a great night of sleep. 14. drinking a cup of tea. 15. realizing everything is going to be okay.
someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.