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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Mum: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

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maceigh
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Admit it,
When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 1:49pm UTC

click to see this quote

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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 11:46pm UTC

What if:
- at some time, every wish a person made came true but then someone wished they didn't?
- the first person who ate a berry we think is poisonous was just allergic to it, and we're missing out on a delicious berry?
- the only way to get to atlantis is to drown?
- dreams are reality and what we think is reality is actually a gap inbetween the real reality?
- you're about to die and your life is just flashing before your eyes?
- the blue I see is different to the blue you see?
- things disappear when we aren't looking at them?
- time travellers are constantly changing the past but we don't know because it's already our reality?
- deja vu means you lost a life and you had to go back to your last check point?
- the dryer didn't take a sock, but gave us an extra one?
- chameleons are everywhere but we can't see them?
- aliens actually landed somewhere on Earth but they went straight to the bottom of the ocean, then kept sending more UFOs so people don't even think about looking underwater?
- when we hear songs in our heads we're actually tuning in to a radio station somewhere in the world?
- there's only one other person on witty and they own every other account except yours?

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standstill_lookpretty
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 11:39am UTC

On Saturday night,
The grade 12's at my school had their formal. There's this beautiful girl in their grade called Bella who's a model, and so many boys asked
her to go with them. She said no to all of them, and ended up going with a boy she promised she'd go with in year six called Alex.
He has autism.
true story, although some people were pretty rude to them :/
there's a photo of the lovely couple on my profile :)
nmf

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annaelizabeth005
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC

I wonder if I have met my husband yet...(:
Come out come out where-ever you aree(;

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wildones
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:11pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your high-five gets rejected...♥

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now delicate_disaster*
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 7:31pm UTC

I f Wo m e n Ru l ed Th e Wo r l d ,
there would be no war.
Just a bunch of jealous
countries not talking to
♥ eachother.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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catiecate
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Hey.
Hey :) What's up?
Gtg bye
... Ok then

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 9:14pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband? No way!
Then its like, wait. EW. ewewewewew. EW. EWWWW.

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