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  1. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:07am UTC
    Today's my 14th birthday! Thank you Steve because if you haven't created witty I probably would be in a mental hospital right now.

  2. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 27, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    You know somebody is uptight if their socks match.

  3. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 27, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    Strangers:*Talking in another laugange*
    Me: B/tch if have something to say to me, say it in English.

  4. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 26, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    There's a difference between being straight-up honest and just being a judgemental, rude b/tch

  5. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 26, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    When boys send me a cute text, my alarm clock goes off.

  6. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 26, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    (To the tune of Dynamite by Taio Cruz)
    Katniss: I shoot my arrow in the sky sometimes
    Katniss: Yelling come on Peeta let's go
    Peeta: I wanna bake some bread and live my life
    Peeta: Asking rye-ye, whole wheat, or whii-ite

  7. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 24, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    I'll start watching the Superbowl when Spongebob plays at the halftime.

  8. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 24, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Me:*spends a half an hour shaving legs*
    Me:*misses 3679 spots*
    Me: God is trying to tell me to never shave my legs again

  9. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 23, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Is there a thing called Witty block? I feel like I lost all my wittiness. I'm not making as much quotes anymore. I don't know what to write about. Is that weird?

  10. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    “He's a wallflower. You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand.”
    ―The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  11. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 14, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    Friend: What if I just fell and cracked my head open?
    Me: It's okay guys, I'm a doctor....just not licensed.

  12. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 12, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    Today is Fat Tuesday aka eating the way I eat everyday just with less judgement.

  13. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 12, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Honestly, if I was Taylor Swift I would've done the same exact thing. She was kidding not calling him out. Before any Taylor Swift hater says she was being a b/tch you should know she's very saracastic and funny so you can stfu.
    StopTayHate

  14. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 11, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    I tried horizontal running in gym.
    I have to spend my Saturday at school now.

  15. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 11, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Elton John: The best things in life come free to us.
    Ed Sheeran: Actually its the worst things in life that come free to us, but nice try though.

  16. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 11, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Friend: How do you tell someone you want to rip off their limbs and feed them to wild animals?
    Me: I don't know, but there's always a Hallmark card for it.

  17. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 9, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Me: Mom, okay.
    Every Parent: No! This is not okay!

  18. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 9, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Write me a letter!
    Dear _______________,
    I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
    Love,
    _______________
    (P.S. ______________.)
    This is just for fun, I mostly likely will get silence but it is worth a shot.
    Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway. :) Nmf/nmq

  19. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 5, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    White Lips, Pale Face
    I like chips and cupcakes

  20. abbfab99 abbfab99
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    February 5, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    The "It all makes sense" moment #2
    London Tipton was a pun for Paris Hilton.

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