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  1. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 2:03pm UTC
    Laurie: Daddy, nothing in this house is cheap.
    Eric: Except you.
    Laurie: I am not.
    Eric: Fine. Free, whatever.

  2. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  3. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 12:09am UTC
    Who else is surprised Miley
    didn't ride the ball down?

  4. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 11:21pm UTC
    How turnt up could a turnip turn if a turnip could turn up?

  5. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
    Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

  6. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    Should I keep a_big_white_van going or shut it down?

  7. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Don't read the
    sentence below this.
    You little rebel, I like you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Cool story bro.Wanna hear mine?It's a fairy tale:once upon a time,I don't give a s***.The end.
    nmf

  10. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Can you die from drinking
    too much WATER?
    nmf

  11. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 1:07am UTC
    lazy quote #1079479374
    Admit it you were to lazy to read the number. Just like I'm to lazy to do something interesting with my life.

  12. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Got a problem?
    Red Forman's solution t is a swift kick
    in the
    a**.
    nmf

  13. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Steve and Witty have joined the big white van.
    nmf

  14. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  15. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    FelIow wittians I bet you forget about
    me, but I'm still here in my big white van watching
    YOU !!!
    dont be creeped just a joke. thx
    format by: Converselover

  16. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran is in the big white van!
    nmf

  17. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Jake_from_State_Farm has entered the big white van.
    nmf

  18. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Following: 1,000

  19. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Josh Hutcherson and the Avengers
    have been added to the big white van.

  20. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:05am UTC
    following:830
    followers:417
    X(
    The other 413 of you better have a good reason for not following me back!!!

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