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a_big_white_van

1. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2014 2:03pm UTC
   Laurie: Daddy, nothing in this house is cheap.
   Eric: Except you.
   Laurie: I am not.
   Eric: Fine. Free, whatever.
   
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2. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2014 11:21pm UTC
   How turnt up could a turnip turn if a turnip could turn up?
   
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3. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2013 7:26pm UTC
   Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
   Accidents in the backseat can cause children.
   
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4. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 10:44pm UTC
   Should I keep a_big_white_van going or shut it down?
   
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5. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2013 7:19pm UTC
   Don't read the
   sentence below this.
   You little rebel, I like you.
   
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6. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2012 8:50pm UTC
   Cool story bro.Wanna hear mine?It's a fairy tale:once upon a time,I don't give a s***.The end.
   nmf
   
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7. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   Can you die from drinking
   too much WATER?
   nmf
   
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8. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2012 1:07am UTC
   lazy quote #1079479374
   Admit it you were to lazy to read the number. Just like I'm to lazy to do something interesting with my life.
   
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9. a_big_white_van
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2012 7:23pm UTC
   Got a problem?
   Red Forman's solution t is a swift kick
   in the
   a**.
   nmf
   
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10. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Steve and Witty have joined the big white van.
    nmf
    
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11. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    FelIow wittians I bet you forget about
    me, but I'm still here in my big white van watching
    YOU !!!
    dont be creeped just a joke. thx
    format by: Converselover
    
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12. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran is in the big white van!
    nmf
    
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13. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Jake_from_State_Farm has entered the big white van.
    nmf
    
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14. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Following: 1,000
    
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15. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Josh Hutcherson and the Avengers
    have been added to the big white van.
    
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16. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:05am UTC
    following:830
    followers:417
    X(
    The other 413 of you better have a good reason for not following me back!!!
    
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17. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:41am UTC
    Who thinks jake_from_state_farm should get in my van?
    :)
    Format by twilightgirl995
    
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18. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 1:13am UTC
    Harry Potter,Unicorns,and Spongebob have all been added to the big white van.
    nmf
    
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19. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Things in the big white van 2:
    1.Candy
    2.The Entrance To Narnia
    3.One Direction
    4.Your Dreams
    5.Your Future
    6.Wifi
    7.Tom Daley
    8.A Pineapple
    9.A Chicken Named Dudley
    10.Puppies
    
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20. a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    The van has puppies
    
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