Dishonored* posted a quote
May 22, 2015 4:25am UTC
guys might be able to write their name in the snow while they pee, but I just wrote my name on a fogged up window with my n.ipple. how do u like them apples.
*In Sexual Education* Teacher: So when you're first taking the condom out of the pack- Class:*being obnoxiously noisy* Teacher:I'll wait *three minutes later* *no decrease in noise* Me: SHUT UP GUYS I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A CONDOM
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you! But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, my sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!