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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
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December 24, 2012 12:32pm UTC

this is for the soilders
who won't make it home for Christmas this year.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 19, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Friends: Hey, remember when you liked--
Me: That was a dark time, okay?!

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lilchola805
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October 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC

At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
& one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, favorite.

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC

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Bravosierra*
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August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

congratulations
to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
generation who have not launched a singing career

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Math tests: A farmer plants 7 crops of potatoes and 3 crops of carrots. What is the probablity that his moms name is Margaret.
History tests: The American Civil War ended in 1865. Explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs.
Literature tests: Explain what the author meant by, "the orange was as orange as an orange."
Physics tests: The aliens ate 4.3 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pickles at the speed of light.

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keepsake
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 9:19pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you're talking to a guy you haven't
talked to since last school year and
you're caught off guard by how deep
his voice has gotten

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC

My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

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kd00
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July 31, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Teacher: I hope I don't see you copying.
Me: Yeah, I hope you don't see that either.
Format by Sandrasaurus
quote: Twitter

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BriBri27
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder what the man who announces the shows in Disney looks likee??

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LaynaMarie316
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Most Common Lies:
1-I wont laugh. I promise.
2-You're table will be ready in a few minutes
3-I'm just kidding.
4-I never got you're text.
5- I have read & agreed to the terms & conditions.
6-You will need to know this later in life.
7- I'm fine.
8- No, I'm Okay. I'm just tired.
9-I'm on my way.
10- Sorry, My parents said no.

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lilmissjade12
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:06pm UTC

A confident girl does not
show off her naked body,
She shows of her naked face.

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xlonglivex
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July 31, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Tom Daley was bullied for being a diver as a child.
"Speedo boy"
"Diver boy"
Those were some of the many names they taunted him with.
Kids have tackled him to the floor.
They threw pens & pencils at him.
Kids had to threatened to break his legs, therefore he would be unable to dive.
I wonder what those bullies think now, watching him on the Olympics.

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xodiana15
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July 22, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Planning the conversation in your head
when asking your parents for something big.

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xXLollipopXx
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July 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Who Else Remembers?
Those 5 minute episodes on Disney Channel of 'As The Bell Rings'?
♥

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 17, 2012 10:46am UTC

"If you were a hobo,
What would your sign say?"
Zayn: "I don't have a bed,
Can I sleep in yours?"

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