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styles*
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December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Everybody you have ever met
c a m e o u t o f a v a g i n a
screaming in fear.
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Zipper
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December 27, 2012 1:46pm UTC

The girl you just called Mudblood?
She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her.
The boy you just Stupefied?
His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly.
That kid you just pushed?
He's trying to use the killing curse on himself.
That guy you just made fun of for crying?
His mother was killed by a Death Eater.
Stand against bullying in the Wizarding World. You never know what it's like until you fly a mile on their broom.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 4:02pm UTC

don't let your affection give you an infection.
put some protection on that erection.

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queezle*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 1:56pm UTC

"No sir, away! A papaya war is on!"
It's the same backwards

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BandChickk86
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:49pm UTC

If a number is not divisible by 5 or 2,
I get very uncomfortable.

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haylee077454
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December 19, 2012 3:47pm UTC

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 3:00pm UTC

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR
LUNCHABLES

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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summerlovinxox
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 8:19pm UTC

when someone on witty is like
"omg he finally texted me <3"
"he finally asked me to be his girlfriendxoxox<3333"
"he told me he liked me.. WHAT DO I DO?!!?"
and were all just sitting here like...
B*tch you took an oath that you will be forever alone here on witty... dont go over to the darkside
-__-

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Guy: *bumps into me*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: *breathes towards me*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: *asks me for a pencil*
Me: He likes me.
Guy: ...I like you.
Me: YOU LIKE ME?

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 3:25pm UTC

if you sit next to me in the movies,
you will get very sarcastic comments whispered in your ear.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Offical_TeenagerPost
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Teenager Post # 6849
I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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nmf

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 3:24pm UTC

And here's t o t he g i r l s who
have to suffer through their period
over C hristmas. . .

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 2:29pm UTC

Now you understand,
why PeterPan didn't want to grow up.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 3:01pm UTC

Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
"Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
"This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
Those children all flew into the arms of their King
And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
And as if He could read all the question's he had
He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
The He looked down on earth, the world far below
He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
"Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
"May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
"I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
"Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
"In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 9:52pm UTC

If you like me,
then say you like me. ♥

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danceatheart
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Am I the only one who misses the old
Taylor Swift?
Her blonde curls
Long hair
Country voice
Innocence
sang about not being noticed
and about young love
The one who I could relate to
What happened to her...
She used to give me hope.

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stefthebest27
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 8:46pm UTC

i'd gladly give up my
Christmas if it meant the kids
in Connecticut could live to
experience another one.

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