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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:28am UTC
    do you ever just stare into space
    and just really miss harry potter

  2. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    believe in
    Format by Breeze

  3. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    Format by Breeze

  4. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    they might be bigger, but we're faster and
    never scared
    Format by Breeze

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    sam winchester. dean winchester. castiel, angel of the lord. bobby singer. the doctor. amy pond. rory williams. clara oswin oswald. donna noble. rose tyler. martha jones. jackie tyler. mickey smith. wilfred mott. sherlock holmes. john watson. mycroft holmes. molly hooper. irene adler. kate beckett. richard castle. alexis castle. martha rodgers. kevin ryan. javier esposito. tony stark. steven rogers. bruce banner. natasha romanoff. thor. clint barton. loki. katniss everdeen. peeta mellark. gale hawthrone. primrose everdeen. harry potter. hermione granger. ron weasley. neville longbottom. ginny weasley. fred weasley. george weasley. luna lovegood. sirius black. severus snape. remus lupin. albus dumbledore. frodo baggins. bilbo baggins. gandalf the grey. legolas greenleaf. meriadoc brandybuck. peregrin took. pudge halter. alaska young. chip martin. eragon shadeslayer. saphira. luke skywalker. yoda. obi-wan kenobi. han solo. anakin skywalker. malcom reynolds. jane rizzoli. maura isles. rachel green. monica geller. pheobe buffay. joey tribbiani. chandler bing. ross geller.
    they might not be real, but i love them anyway.
    who did i miss?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    my psychology teacher: but how do you know when you truly love someone?
    some guy in the back row: when there's only one chicken nugget left and the person gives you the full piece instead of eating half and then giving you the other half.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    i wanna be hot enough to
    make people question their se/ual orientation.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    "ooooohhh" i say
    as i still don't understand.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    if it takes more than 3 minutes
    in the microwave, i'm not cooking it.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    that one password you use for everything
    and if anyone ever found out what it was then they could possibly single-handedly ruin your life.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    imagine a library filled with every book in the world,
    none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. you get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. and when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.

  12. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    Can I live In my books please?
    I promise I'll be social there.

  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 10:44am UTC
    Let's face it.
    Witty Profiles has the weirdest adds on earth.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Has it ever occurred to you
    that you could change your life
    right this second if you really wanted to?
    You could stand up and yell
    at your teacher if you wanted to,
    you could place yourself
    in a life or death situation if you wanted,
    you could even take that risk
    and just spontaneously and passionately
    kiss the one you really love by surprise.
    You could change the entire outcome of our lives,
    and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are,
    why won’t we take those chances?

  16. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.

  17. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    How my friends dance:
    \(^.^)z \(^.^)/ (/^.^)/ \(^.^\) ~(^.^)~
    How I dance:
    (._.) ( ._) ( .) ( ) (. ) (_. ) (._.)
    Just spin my friends. Spin.

  18. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a fat, ugly, anti-social, internet addicted freak like me. dont chaa.

  19. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    People: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love
    someone who will never love you back?
    Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS.
    Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who
    will never love us back.
    Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE.
    Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.
    THAT IS?

  20. Gives_MeHope Gives_MeHope
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    I work in a school.
    In the cafeteria the other day, someone spilled a drink on a little girl's skirt.
    Her classmate started yelling that she had wet herself.
    She looked close to tears.
    Her best friend, seated opposite her, promptly took up his own drink and poured it over his shorts.
    The bullies stopped laughing.


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