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  1. chickennugget chickennugget
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    So theres this guy..He calls every morning and says 'Good Morning Beautiful' Hes someone you can trust. When you're sad, he cheers you up.He will sing to you on the phoneWhen he's with his friends, he will still talk to you no matter what. He will make sure to show you how important you are. He's basically you're dream boyfriend. Wanna know the best part? He's everything I've ever wanted. I love you.

  2. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 2:13pm UTC
    and next time there is
    an awkward silcence
    at the dinner table, look
    at your parents and say
    [ by the way, I'm pregnant.]

  3. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    we live in
    perverted times
    [my friends.]

  4. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    note to self: never tell
    your mom jokes
    to your siblings.

  5. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 42, male, Wisconsin.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  6. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 6:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my
    hiding spot?

  8. bekksd bekksd
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 4:45pm UTC
    i wanna take a SURVEY to see how many real men are out there, please do this!
    FAV this if you have been dumped over a text, facebook, on the phone, or anything electronic!
    COMMENT if you have been dumped in person by a real man

  9. anabelle anabelle
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 12:33am UTC
    It Hurts:
    to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most PAINFUL is to love someone and never find the courage to tell them how you feel

  10. SpoonFullOfSugar SpoonFullOfSugar
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:31am UTC
    I wish I was the girl that everyone says is ♥♥♥
    Drop dead gorgeous.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. arizonatea1217 arizonatea1217
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 11:28pm UTC
    & when you give me that one look,
    talk to me for five seconds,
    or just smile at a single thing I say,
    It turns the whole day around.

  13. XxstrawberrykiwixX XxstrawberrykiwixX
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 10:49am UTC
    If I was '16 and pregnant'
    I'd get a slap, not a tv show.

  14. converse036 converse036
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 8:01am UTC
    Does anyone else:
    Lean sideways when the bowling ball isn't going the right way?

  15. swerv swerv
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    That akward moment when
    Ke$ha walks in
    and the party already started...

  16. MissInvisiblex3 MissInvisiblex3
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    * Oh don' t worry
    about me
    I'm totally fine home alone while all of you are hanging
    out together: really it's no big deal it's not like I have
    feelings or anything crazy like that//////*...

  17. bubbleliiciiousx3 bubbleliiciiousx3
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:58pm UTC
    Student: Did you grade our tests?
    Teacher: No, I was busy.
    Student:
    Yeah, I didn't do my homework,
    I was busy too...

  18. ashdan ashdan
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:25pm UTC
    Everyone has 3 Lives:
    A public life
    A private life
    and A secret life(;
    ♥ fav if you agree

  19. Enchanted_x Enchanted_x
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 11:10pm UTC
    I need a boy to hug me and say
    "I'm sorry my gender sucks".

  20. beachbumm88 beachbumm88
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 11:59pm UTC
    wouldn't it be hilarious
    [if the iPod touch,
    or iPhones logo was]
    hmm, i'd tap that....
    ps. favs make my day :D

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