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To Haters;
got a problem?
solve it.
can't face me?
sit me down.
Tripping?
tie my shoe.
Love me?
great.
Hate me?
better.
dont judge me.

Heyy! my names Rachel ;D Ya i can be a bitch, but get on my nice side and i'll be yiur friend. I've got blonde hair, blue eyes, & im 5'6" I am kinda a nerd, i love to read, but dont get me wrong, i love to watch tv. Im a taken bacon <3 My faveee movie is the Abduction. i think taylor laughtner is the sexiest thing that has EVER walked this planet. I LOVE PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!!!! <3 omg amazingness :D Im also a model :) haha don't judge me if you do, well lets just say it wont go over to well for you. I also love soccer. Oh yeah, i am a twin! we always fight though :/ Well.... enough about me, just look at my quotes, fave em; and hit meeh a follow! kk byyeee ;D
PS EVERYONE IS SEXY <3

_secretlifexoxo_
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 4:49pm UTC

&&i still dont know why i put up with this website. soo goodbye, witty.

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posted a quote
June 18, 2012 6:32pm UTC

If your not barefoot;
You're overdressed<3
Summer '12

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posted a quote
May 24, 2012 7:59pm UTC

so witty predicted that i would get 996 faves, and 79 comments.....
girls, i have high expectations from you now

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posted a quote
May 24, 2012 7:24pm UTC

http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=o8njehu880w2tn0bpr54obuiic
^^^^^^^^^^ PLEASSE GO TO THAT LINK!!!!!!! ITS FOR A WITTY SIS OF MINE, AND SHE REALLY WANTS IT, REALLY BAD.

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posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:33pm UTC

my names is marie. i am three. my eyes are swollen, i cannot see. i was beaten, i was whipped, and by my dad, i was angrily hit. my mommy does drugs, she steals them, in fact. my mom also abuses me, because the way i act. I don't know what i did, to deserve this life, and maybe one day, it will happily end. i hear knocking at the door, my dad is home from the bar. i quickly hide in the closet, with tears in my eyes, i do not know why i am so despised. my daddy curses, again and again, and oh how i want the pain to end. he pickes me up and throws me, against the hard wall, i feel my bones break, and i fall. my dad walks out, with me laying motionless, sprawled on the floor. my names marie, i am three, and tonight my daddy murdered me.

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posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:07pm UTC

beach trips, back flips, summer '12 gonna be a hit
Belly Tops, Flip Flops. every night were gunna rock .
Blue Skies, Hot Guys. Late Nights, Water Fights.
Ice Cream, Sweet Dreams, Bathing Suits,
Shooting Hoops, Party Time, Looking Fine, Sleeping In,
Sneaking out, That's What Summer's all About!
Summer '12, bring it on <3
**all mine**

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posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Your weenie is as
big as you heart.
Oh Wait .
You don't have a heart.
My bad.
♥

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posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:19pm UTC

MY LIFE:
1. OPEN FRIDGE. NOTHING TO EAT.
2. OPEN PANTRY. NOTHING TO EAT.
3. LOWER EXPECTATIONS. REPEAT.

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posted a quote
May 16, 2012 7:51pm UTC

WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS ASKED FOR HID ID,
HE JUST TOOK OUT A QUARTER :)

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posted a quote
May 16, 2012 7:51pm UTC

If nothing lasts forever;
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO BE MY NOTHING? <3

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posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:43pm UTC

FAVE THIS..
AND I WILL FOLLOW YOU <3
- I PINKIE PROMISE :)
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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posted a quote
May 15, 2012 3:58pm UTC

People are always
saying that
everyone
hates Niall...
But honestly, everyone i've checked with, LOVES him and would DIE if he ever left the band.
so who really hates him? no one.
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!
Harry Styles: no! im just Harry!

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posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:04pm UTC

if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins

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posted a quote
April 6, 2012 4:12pm UTC

I failed a spelling test
because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
& I put down your name
nmf/nmq

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_secretlifexoxo_
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 4:01pm UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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posted a quote
April 6, 2012 3:47pm UTC

My thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: f*ck this.. imma be s stripper
me: ewww don't cough all over me, kid
me: i didn't raise my hand, so please don't call on me
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my shirt
me: omg what is One Direction walked in

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posted a quote
April 5, 2012 7:30pm UTC

You, sir,
Have perfect abs.
Therefore,
I will touch them. ♥

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posted a quote
April 5, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Your weenie is as
big as you heart.
Oh Wait .
You don't have a heart.
My bad.
♥

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_secretlifexoxo_
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Taylor Swift sings what all girls want to say. <3
One Direction sings all the words girls want to hear.
<3

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