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_m4rdybum_

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Member Since: 14 Sep 2013 10:17am

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  1. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    10 things you MUST do in an elevator!
    1) Stand silent and motionless in the corner without getting off
    2) Greet everyone with a handshake and ask her/him to call you Admiral
    3) MEOW occasionally
    4) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror "you're one of them!" And back away slowly
    5) Say DING at each floor
    6) Make explosion noises when someone presses the buttons
    7) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk then announce to the person "this is my personal space"
    8) When there's only one person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you
    9) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up then scream "that's mine!"
    10) Call out "group hug!" Then enforce it.

  2. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I would rather poke myself in the eye with a knife than go to school tomorrow.

  3. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    No pity for a coward.

  4. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    School days are definitely the WEAK-days

  5. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    I love Witty, everyones so nice!!!!!

  6. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    WHERE ARE ALL OF THE HOT BOYS.

  7. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Is there really any point

  8. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful and I don't ever wanna lose my best friend

  9. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:48am UTC
    'But when it came right down to it, the skin of my wrist looked so white and defenceless that I couldn't do it.'

  10. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Darling, you'll be okay.

  11. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 11:30am UTC
    “when things break, it's not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting back together again. it's because a little piece gets lost -- the two remaining ends couldn't fit together even if they wanted to. the whole shape has changed.” - John Green, Will Grayson Will Grayson

  12. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:55am UTC
    “Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book. And then there are books like An Imperial Affliction, which you can't tell people about, books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like betrayal” - The Fault In Our Stars, John Green

  13. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    "And in that moment I swear, we were infinite." - The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

  14. _m4rdybum_ _m4rdybum_
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 10:38am UTC
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