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  1. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  2. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Nice tan,
    What's your race? Carrot?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. DustCoveredDiamond DustCoveredDiamond
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 11:58am UTC
    before you take him from me,
    please just
    if he's sad, don't make him coffee, he likes tea and he
    won't tell you when he's uncomfortable with something
    so try to ask him just to be sure - don't
    talk about his ex
    not me, i guess, now,
    but his other one
    i don't think he ever really
    healed from
    what she did to him
    try not to badmouth me too much
    i know you will, particularly
    when drunk, i know you'll go through
    my facebook pictures
    at least once but remember that we have one thing in common:
    the boy that
    we love
    before you take him from me, before
    it is your name he calls out under
    those sheets
    please just
    do a better job making him feel whole
    because i wasn't enough,
    you know?

  5. Lotta_* Lotta_*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 9:13am UTC
    I knew I had falling in love with you when
    I first saw you!<333
    To Brook<3333

  6. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 12:29pm UTC
    EAR BUDS
    &
    HIGHSCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS.....
    2 THINGS THAT NEVER LAST
    TeenLifeQuote#3

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 12:01am UTC
    me at school: maybe if i hit my head on my desk hard enough i'll die


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 10:16am UTC
    Why did Voldemort cross the road?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    nobody nose


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 11:36am UTC
    Ave,
    I love you, okay?
    Like as a friend. Not that creepy 'I love you babe, you're mine. I'ma be clingy' type love.
    You're like perfect and you mean the world to me.
    You may not know this
    But you are one of my closest friends.
    I like trust you and I don't trust many people...
    I understand your life is hard and all but please, stay strong.
    I know I've said it to you atleast once but I will gladly say it again because it's true.
    You're storm is only going on for so long because your briliant rainbow is taking longer than it takes others.
    Please, always feel free to talk to me
    Like no matter what, I will always listen to your problems.
    Honestly, you're like one of the few reasons why I'm still alive,
    You mean so much to me and I love you like you're my sister.
    Like you have no idea.
    I guess I'll end this by saying
    We are in a pact,
    You cry, I cry
    You smile, I smile
    You die, I die
    Until the end of time.
    Take care and stay beautiful,
    Lyric~

  12. Bravo Bravo
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 10:47am UTC
    last night at around 3 am I went into my 14 year old sister's room and yelled "WHAT TEAM?!"
    and she woke up, yelled "WILDCATS" and went back to sleep

  13. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:51pm UTC
    Doctor: Well the results are,
    you're pregnant.
    Girl: Aww, what? You got to be,
    kid- in- me!
    Doctor: *sigh* Did you get
    pregnant just to tell that joke?
    Girl: Totally birth it.

  14. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 9:29am UTC
    Ten things I need to be happy:
    1. not you
    2. not you
    3. not you
    4. not you
    5. not you
    6. not you
    7. not you
    8. not you
    9. not you
    10. Okay I think it's time to get honest...
    naaah still not you

  15. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 10:34pm UTC
    My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "i know, please don't judge me."

  16. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    At 6 she wanted to be a ballerina
    At 8 she wanted to be a veterinarian
    At 10 she wanted to be a teacher
    At 13 she wanted to be pretty
    At 15 she wanted to be dead
    But At 18 she graduates high school
    At 20 she studies for her final
    At 22 she gets her diploma
    At 24 she finds her career
    At 26 she whispers "I do"
    At 28 she holds her new born child
    At 30 she wipes her tears and says "I made it"

  17. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 7:28pm UTC
    People don't take self harmers seriously. They don't realize how much pain they are in.
    In fact, they underestimate how much pain they are in. Don't you realize how upset a person
    has to be to drag a razor across their skin? Don't you realize how miserable a person must
    to lock themselves away somewhere and burn themselves? Don't you realize how cheerless
    someone must be to raise their hand in the air and slam it against their body, time and time
    again, until they are covered in bruises?
    No, you don't.
    You shouldn't joke about things like that. You shouldn't overlook people who do that to
    themselves. You should help them. Don't disrespect those people, they are quite obviously
    in so much pain.
    Don't tell them to do it. Don't tell them it doesn't mean anything. They do it as a release,
    for that moment they forget all their problems, everything, all they can focus on is inflicting
    the pain. It's terrible...it's saddening..it's self harm..
    Those two words.
    Self harm.
    They're actually quite powerful if you really go into it. They are so miserable that they turn
    to harming themselves to get away from it all.
    Self harm isn't a joke. Don't treat it like one.

  18. sweg sweg
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    does your skin ever do that thing where it's clear and perfect for a couple of days and then all of a sudden it's like haha just kidding you're not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

  20. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 9:54pm UTC
    We make it into a fashion statement
    to hate the way you look.

:)

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