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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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April 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Normal people with their crush
Them: Okay, I've liked him for about a month now, it's time I tell him!
Me: Day 76,435 and I still am watching from this bush. Soon, I will approach him. Soon.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if a number is not
divisible by 5 or 2
I get very uncomfortable

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:11pm UTC

The best
things in life
Accidentally overhearing someone
say something nice about you,
waking up and realizing
you still have a few hours left to sleep,
first kisses,
making new friends
and spending time with the old ones,
singing in the bathroom,
sweet dreams,
hot chocolate,
making brownies and cookies,
holding hands with someone you care about,
watching a sunset,
sleeping in,
taking long hot showers,
and knowing that somebody misses you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:25pm UTC

He’s beautiful,
and the kind of beautiful that melts your heart
and eases your mind at any sign of discomfort.
It’s the way he tilts his head to the left, or that smile;
the one where you feel him looking at you,
and I mean really looking at you.
He’s beautiful,
and the kind of beautiful that steals your heart
and your breath away.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:10pm UTC

i may not be cute, smart or funny but
at least i'm not a mass murderer.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:43pm UTC

this one time
in sixth grade i was waiting for
my bus because it was
late and this girl was
cleaning out her locker and a
teacher was helping her and
all of the sudden the teacher started
screaming and the girl started
crying and all i heard was “
YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING
IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Imagine
walking into class late one day
and your witty account is up on the projector
with all the quotes you made.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 3:55am UTC

me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face*
me: *trips and falls over own feet*
me: *leans chair too far back and loses balance*
me: *trips up the stairs*
me: *uncoordinated arm movements while running*
me: *plays with pen in class, pen flies out of hand*
me: *pokes self in eye while applying mascara*

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SecondThoughts
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 12:18pm UTC

if you had a nintendo ds and you
didn't colour the whole pictochat
screen black, then most likely you
weren't a normal child.
~luke reeve~

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:15pm UTC

i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC

I would be
an awful parent.
My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

when i was ten,
my heart was too big for my body
and there was this boy in my class who i hated
because his hair was stupid and his smile was stupid
and i couldn't speak properly when he was around.
i found out he liked my best friend
and that made me feel a bit hollow inside
so i crinkled my nose and hated him more
even when he tried to talk to me.
(have you ever hated someone that way?)
when i was eleven
our teacher sat us next to each other in class.
we laughed at everything with our eyes
and everyone else got annoyed
i'd lie in bed texting him until i fell asleep
(his hair was still stupid.)
when i was twelve,
i was freefalling into destruction,
but he could still make me smile
even when it hurt my heart to do it.
my dad was dying and my skin was scarred,
but he told stupid jokes that made it go away.
(maybe i dotted the i in his name with a heart.)
when i was thirteen,
we only had one class together,
but we sat together every single lesson
and drew on each others' hands
and the teacher thought we were dating.
i liked another guy for most of that year.
(i never told anyone that i liked the first boy, too.)
when i was fourteen,
i dated a tall guy who i didn't like
because i didn't want to admit that maybe i was in love with my best friend,
who made fun of my boyfriend mercilessly.
i dumped him, but i never told him why.
i'm almost fifteen,
and my heart is still too big for my body.
these are all the things i'll never tell him.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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peacegirl270
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February 4, 2013 9:30pm UTC

When someone yells 'shotgun', I yell 'Rosa Parks' and sit in the seat and refuse to move.
(Today would be Rosa Parks' 100th Birthday, by the way.)

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HakunaaMatata
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February 3, 2013 8:35pm UTC

My new motto:
If it won't matter in ten years, it's not worth worrying about now.

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yourcool
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January 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC

FUN PARTY TRICK:
put skittles and m&m's in the same bowl and wait for someone to grab a handful.

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BlackButterflies
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January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC

oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort

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EssRox
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January 28, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles.
You will never have a social life, enjoy your stay!

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