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  1. katie61696 katie61696
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Not faving a quote solely based
    on the fact that it isn't
    grammatically correct.

  2. KatieStokerxx KatieStokerxx
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    I truely respect people

  3. LoveSickCrackheaad LoveSickCrackheaad
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    Witty girls! listen to this!
    I'm talking to a few girls on a chat on facebook, they are all from witty. and i brought up the idea of a witty camp, for next summer. we wanted to know if we could afford it, weather it's our parents, lemonaid stands, car washes, ect. So, heres the deal, favorite THIS quote, if you would go to the camp, if it's located in new Hampshire. REPOST. it's not definite, just an idea, no haters please(:
    (click the ♥, we need steve to see.)

  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Emily9 Emily9
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 10:52pm UTC
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  6. TiffanyMariexoxo TiffanyMariexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    I'm not heartless ,
    I just use my heart less♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. emilyxxox* emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 11:40am UTC
    Welcome to our society.
    You will be judged on what you wear,
    which music you listen to, what you look like,
    how you act, who you hang around with,
    and on practically every other personal trait
    and imperfection about you, and you'll be
    made fun of for being who you are.
    Enjoy your stay.

  8. JacobyLover2 JacobyLover2
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:43am UTC
    "HA. I'm older!"
    "HA. You''ll die first!"
    "Since I'm older, I'll get my license first. Then
    I'll run you over
    with my car. Now who will die first? HA."

  9. lanapoll lanapoll
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:11am UTC
    Today I was sitting in class
    Popular girl: Hey nerd!
    Friend: Don't be mean, he could be your boss some day.
    Nerd: Highly unlikely. I don't plan on being a pimp.
    The whole class clapped for him
    fav if you get it♥
    true story

  10. Iwant2flyaway Iwant2flyaway
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    has 2 meanings
    -best friends forever
    -best fake friend
    & sometimes they're the same

  11. livelovelaughxxxxx livelovelaughxxxxx
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 6:38pm UTC
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  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:59am UTC
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  13. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:59am UTC
    Everyday Im buffering.
    - youtube.
    *Not mine

  14. dparsa dparsa
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:21am UTC
    The 7 things guys don't have to do
    shave legs
    give birth
    wear skirts
    wax armpits Hey, it hurts!
    wear pantyhose
    and paint your toes too
    high heels
    pluck brows
    skip meals
    count pounds
    some girls have to carry heavy mounds
    We're way past 7 now,
    but I'll keep going anyhow
    Uncomfy thongs
    tight bras
    blow our money
    beauty salons
    flat iron burns
    and health concerns
    from hair dye fumes
    And the reason why
    we do these crazy things that we do......
    is we do it for you.

  15. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:21am UTC
    Everybody deserves
    someone who makes
    them look forward
    to tomorrow.

  16. XnikkiXbbyX0 XnikkiXbbyX0
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Moving on is like a bitter vegetable
    you usually don't like it, but it's good for you.

  17. alexis_xoxox alexis_xoxox
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:18pm UTC
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  18. avaquinones avaquinones
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:47am UTC
    i have a question
    is your makeup running ?
    or is the plastic melting ?
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  19. brickbybrick brickbybrick
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:50am UTC
    i'm not single,
    i'm just
    romantically challenged nmf

  20. xBornToFlyx xBornToFlyx
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    get-a get-a get-a girl,
    take her take her to the floor
    show her show her how you roll
    drop-it drop-it drop-it low
    drop-it drop-it drop-it low
    >>Favorite if you know where this is from<<


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