person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person says... hi PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.
Connork11 posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:21pm EST
"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus. NMQ
In math class today Teacher: Let's do a geometry throwback. Teacher: How many degrees does a right angle have? Student: Easy! 180 degrees Teacher: What. Every other student: What? Student: Student: Student: I'm going to go cry in the corner. Student: *runs into the corner* Teacher: Is it hot over there? Student: No, why? Teacher: Because it should be about 90 degrees in that corner. ba dum tsssss
my bio teacher was telling my class that a lot of the traits we find attractive in the opposite are the traits that would be best for our children and when we kiss someone and don't feel a spark it's because our DNA is too similar and isn't biology cool?
happiest* posted a quote
October 29, 2013 2:43pm EDT
THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SH-T
happiest* posted a quote
November 7, 2013 2:10pm EST
me: Oh god it's time to get up. me: ugh clothing me: Ugh hair me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast. me: oh god I hate this place me: no I don't like you leave me alone me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are. me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY me: Nice azz me: the f-ck you lookin at? me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs. me: Please just shut up me: YES HOME me: YES INTERNET me: YES BED
ChocoTaco posted a quote
November 8, 2013 6:53pm EST
*12-year-old white girl voice* "But like I'm so depressed because I'm so socially awkies. And like I'm never getting a best friend. Only cats love me. I like knitting and starbucks. And idk what a boyfriend is lol. Don't judge me haters. Tumblr is my life xD. hahahaha what is air? NUTELLLAAAAA!!11!"