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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Going to strangers wedding and screaming
"don't marry her, i still love you!"

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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC

silly teens, babies are for adults...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:00pm UTC

i am 17 years old, and still convinced that
there are secret security cameras in my house.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XxLovesickilyxX
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October 20, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Dentist: "So, how's school going?"
Me: "Agraaagaaaggraaagagaa... Agraa, agraagaa."
Dentist: "That sounds fun"

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lolmybffjill
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October 20, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Witty.
The only place somebody could like something of mine from a long time ago, & I wouldn't be creeped out.

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KerenThompson
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Isn't it ironic...
that when you fold a heart in half you get a tear drop?

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 1:54pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Open question:
What is a good age to lose your verginity?
Best answer:
When you can spell it correctly.
Asker's Rating: * * * *

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Apparently adjusting your
bra in public is a "gross
behavior".
Excuse you.
If a guy can scratch his junk
in public, I can adust my
bra, thank you.

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Rhyburgie2
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 6:16pm UTC

One Halloween I got so much candy I went back to my house to get a new bag. I went to a lady's house and she said "Trick or Treating is almost over and you have no candy. Here!" She says dumping her WHOLE candy bowl into my bag.
I love Old People
❤

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shootingstar87
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC

me: can you please stop smoking?
mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 5:45pm UTC

when people go underwater in movies,
i hold by breath to see if i would have survived in that situation.
i nearly died in finding nemo.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 5:07pm UTC

now that autumn is here,
do you think that all the teenage girls with duckfaces will fly south for the winter?

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Johanna Mason*
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 8:20pm UTC

This is why i love Sheldon #2
Sheldon: "I made tea."
Leonard: "I don't want tea."
Sheldon: "I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea."
Leonard: "Then why are you telling me?"
Sheldon: "It's a conversation starter."
Leonard: "That's a lousy conversation starter."
Sheldon: "Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate."

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