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  1. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    IT'S RAINING MEN!
    H A L L E L U J A H !
    it's raining men!
    amen!

  2. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 9:01pm UTC
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    Boy: Brb
    Girl: Okay.
    *2 hours later*
    Boy: Back.
    Girl: What took you so long?
    Boy: Somebody asked why I love you... (:

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  3. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 11:13am UTC
    When people say "Guess what" I never guess, I just say "What?"

    nmf

  4. kkcsda20 kkcsda20
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    What are you supposed to do when you realize you're in love with your best friend.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. WordsFail_MusicSpeaks WordsFail_MusicSpeaks
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    They say that
    True love hurts, well
    This could almost kill me

  7. KWcat KWcat
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    *Late for first class*
    Skip entire day


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. helloitscaitiee helloitscaitiee
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. uraskinme uraskinme
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    That's a top quote?
    How come I didn't come up with that?

  11. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    "Break a leg!"
    "Aww thanks :)"
    "no really, break a leg."
    "oh."

    nmf

  12. DreamsAndStarfish88 DreamsAndStarfish88
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    Three People, Two Choices, One Mistake
    Epilogue:
    I had it all. The perfect boyfriend. The perfect friend. The perfect life, but I put it all at risk, and I lost it all. No one truly understood why I chose to give all that up, but I do. && maybe after reading this, you will too...
    **Hey Witty people,! This is my first story && I'm really excited to share it with all you guys. I know this chapter is really short, but I promise all the others will be bigger && full of drama.!! Haha, be checking out my profile for the next chapter of the story. Any comments &&/or favs would be greatly appreciated(:

  13. iloverajonrondo iloverajonrondo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    Can switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
    Did you just read my quote in that announcers voice?

  14. xxCHANCExx xxCHANCExx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    lets play truth or dare. . .
    or just dare,
    because it seems like
    no one can tell
    the truth anymore.

  15. PurpleSmilies PurpleSmilies
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    "please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me."
    "HEYYYYY!"
    " S h i t . "
    Format by Sandrasaurus,nmq

  16. hellodoll hellodoll
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    Crying in the shower,
    ///////////////////// JUST BECAUSE IT FEELS
    RIGHT.

  17. crazy4ketchup crazy4ketchup
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    That depressing moment
    when you find out that the famous person you love is married.

  18. formosa formosa
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Am I the Only One
    Who is Tired all day
    But doesn't go to sleep until 1 am?
    nmf//mine//

  19. VanillaCoke VanillaCoke
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    So this morning
    before I went to the beach I wrote the words "Be beautiful" in
    bubble letters on a small piece of paper. I colored it in with
    a bunch of colors and decorated it with hearts. I folded the
    piece of paper like a note and wrote the word "Open" I took
    it with me to the beach. At the beach, I found a somewhere to
    place it where it would be noticeable; I placed it on the
    the boardwalk. As I was in the water I kept looking over to
    see if someone would pick it up and finally, an old couple
    noticed the piece of paper. As the old man's wife opened it,
    her face was priceless. It made me feel happy; happy to
    make a random persons day with a simple thing. (♥]
    True story. If you read this, you are amazing. You should all
    take my idea and do the same; trust me, it makes you feel great.

  20. guillermox33 guillermox33
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:36am UTC
    If...
    Billy Mays was still alive, he'd want to party like its $19.99

:)

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