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  1. blueshirt blueshirt
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC
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  3. theater101 theater101
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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    Oh, so you're "naturally" beautiful?
    Mind if I test it with a wet wipe?
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  4. RainDancer96 RainDancer96
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Typing "LOL" when you're face has less expression than Kristen Stewart.
    If it's possible....

  5. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    If Buzz Light Year speaks Spanish in Toy Story 3,
    does he speak english in the Spanish version?

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    To everyone who
    Has dealt with suicidal thoughts this past year;
    I am glad you are still here .

  7. Shuddupwhore Shuddupwhore
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Call it old fashioned but;
    I still think it's cute when someone writes you a love letter.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.
    People get out of my way a lot faster now.

  9. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    What type of mouse walks on two legs?
    Idk, what?
    nmf, followme(:
    Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
    Donald Duck?
    nmf, followme(:
    No, all ducks you idiot.

  10. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
    My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
    My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
    My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"

  11. Joojoobees2011 Joojoobees2011
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    I wanna see what the most Popular age group on
    Witty is,
    Fave if you are 14 or younger
    Comment if you are 15 or older
    nmf

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Would you date someone who is fat?
    Harry: i can't date someone who doesn't
    exist
    -OneDirection

  13. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  14. XoXoCovey152XoXo XoXoCovey152XoXo
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    My thoughts during school
    me:damn he fine
    me: my teacher was drunk when they got dressed this morning
    me: homework?.. sh*t i knew i forgot to do something
    me: whens lunch
    me: her outfit is better than mine
    me: dont talk to me little b*tch ill kick your as*
    me: jk im weak as f*ck.. but i still dont like you
    me: its tuesday!? wow i hate all of you
    me: WHY DON'T YOU COMPLETE NUMBERS 1-5 AND TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE B*TCH
    me: dude, i don't want to fight you, i just need a pencil
    me: lol, chemistry.. I thought I was in english..
    me: i wonder what everyone would do if i jumped out the window
    me: if this girl doesn't stfu in 5 seconds i swear to god ill pull the fire alarm
    me: OMF he just looked at me. i knew i always liked this class
    me: 'hey i just met you and'... oh f*ck, not again
    me: hey creeper on the other side of the room, yeah you, i can see you staring at me idiot
    me: dammit everyones raising their hands except me.. *nonchalantly raises hand*
    me: Can't wait for this weekend.. lol jk i have no friends
    me: THE BELL!? Dear jesus thank you now i can get the f*ck outta this motherf-- *a bunch of fat girls start slowly walking in front of me*
    me: yeah well fml

  15. BreakingDown_ BreakingDown_
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Athazagoraphobia
    Fear of being forgotten, ignored, or replaced.

  16. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Graduation Speech:
    Personally, I hated high school. I hated all of you and I hope you rot in Hell. Thank you.

  17. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    You meet someone
    you two get close
    it's all great for awhile
    Then someone stops trying
    talk less, awkward conversations.
    The drifting..
    No communication what so ever.
    Memories start to fade
    then that person you know;becomes that person you knew.
    That's how it usually goes,right?
    Sad isn't it..?

  18. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I hated my grandma
    Oh so very much
    She always tried to kiss me
    Always tried to touch
    One day I wanted to go out
    Party hard, without a doubt
    But grandma said I couldn't
    Because something was very wrong
    She got us reservations for a resturaunt
    And bought me my favorite song
    I yelled at her and called her names
    Told her I was through with her games
    Tears went down her wrinkled face
    I hated her, what a disgrace!
    She told me I could finally go
    And she was sorry she didnt know
    That friends where more important than
    Another night with my grandma Lenn
    I went to the party it was cool
    I remembered what grandma said
    No alcohol, so drink a red bull
    But I disobeyed and drank instead
    And she would never know
    She's probobly in bed
    The next morning I came home
    But I couldn't find her in her room
    I saw a note on her bed
    I opened it and read with dread
    "Alli, I'm sorry. I know I was a pain. I know you had to live with me for all these years and you couldn't stand it. Last night I was going to tell you I had cancer and they had to pull the plug because it was so bad this morning. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to worry. You can handle it. I don't know if you're relieved or sad, but just know I love you, I always have."
    I threw down the note in tears
    Regretting the hate
    Regretting the beers
    If I could go back I'd change it all
    Always been nice, and answered her calls
    But now I can't because she's gone
    She left a card, and my favorite song
    nothing left but a few bones
    And the biggest regret
    Is that I let her die alone
    ♥♥♥♥
    always think about what you say, those could be your last words to someone
    I wrote this. It did NOT happen to me. But these things happen all the time. Just thought I'd get the point across. Hope you liked it♥ nicoleypoleyoley

  19. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
    The Brandoncyrus days.
    The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
    When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
    FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
    R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
    When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
    AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
    When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
    SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
    When the advertisements were never here
    When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
    When quotes came from the heart ♥
    When Witty was Witty

    Where did this Witty go? :(
    No hate comments, please.

  20. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:41am UTC
    You should ask me out, cause like yolo. ♥

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