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_Omegle_

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Member Since: 2 Aug 2013 07:01pm

Last Seen: 4 Apr 2015 06:16pm

Gender: F

user id: 368068

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Stranger 1: Hello.
Stranger 1: I am _Omegle_
Stranger 1: I post Omegle Conversations. 
Stranger 1: They're funny.
Stranger 1: Bye.

Stranger 1 has disconnected.
  1. _Omegle_ _Omegle_
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:00am UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I have one sock on.
    Stranger: I have no socks on.
    You: why?
    Stranger: im in my bed.
    You: Oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either.
    Stranger: where do you live?
    You: Canada.
    Stranger: WE KICKED YOUR A.S.S. IN HOCKEY B.TCH! AND WE DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY HERE!
    You: I don't watch hockey, so it's ok.
    Stranger: We are offically better than you at everything. FACT.
    You: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN!
    You have disconnected.

  2. _Omegle_ _Omegle_
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    twerking good or bad?
    You: Bad. Well, when Miley Cyrus does it.
    You have disconnected.

  3. _Omegle_ _Omegle_
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You both like Coffee.
    You: Coffee
    You: CoffeeCoffee
    Stranger: Coffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    Stranger: Coffeecoffeecoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    You: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
    Stranger: That much can't be good for you
    You: Coffee.
    You: All is Coffee.
    Stranger: no s.h.i.t
    Stranger has disconnected.

  4. _Omegle_ _Omegle_
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger 2: hi
    Stranger 1: Whaddup?
    Stranger 2: nothing
    Stranger 2: im from serbia
    Stranger 2: u?
    Stranger 1: I am Pizza.
    Stranger 1: Bow down to my pepperoni.
    Stranger 2: of course ;)
    Stranger 1: Worship my cheese.
    Stranger 2: i hate cheese
    Stranger 1: I DEMAND THAT YOU WORSHIP MY CHEESE.
    Stranger 2: im so sorry, but i hate cheese
    Stranger 1: NO. I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS.
    Stranger 1: I ONLY KNOW PIZZA.
    Stranger 1: All is pizza.
    Stranger 2: IM THE PIZZA TOO?? O.o
    Stranger 1: You do not understand the way of the pizza, my young padawan.
    Stranger 1: I am pizza.
    Stranger 1: You are not.
    Your conversational partner has dissconected.

  5. _Omegle_ _Omegle_
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    "And Liam, stay exactly where you are because you are Per-fect."
    Stranger 2: BEST SONG EVER
    Stranger 2: LEROY
    Stranger 1: and one erection fans need to die in hell
    Stranger 1: one way or another

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