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_MrsZ_Montana_

1. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 29, 2010 12:49pm UTC
   Hated by many
   But confronted by
   none.
   
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2. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 25, 2010 4:05pm UTC
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3. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 25, 2010 3:58pm UTC
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4. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 25, 2010 3:52pm UTC
   Love me or hate me
   Either way,
   I'm on your mind.
   
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5. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 25, 2010 3:47pm UTC
   Don't hate me
   Because i wasn't who you thought i was, or who you wanted me to be.
   From start to finish,
   You never knew the real me.
   
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6. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 24, 2010 6:24pm UTC
   Keep lookin' my way
   My head is held high.
   You wanna' bring me down?
   >> >I dare you to try< <<
   
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7. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 21, 2010 12:26pm UTC
   sweetest thing ever?
   when he texts you a whole long paragraph telling you how he feels about you and how much he loves you ♥
   
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8. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 19, 2010 4:37pm UTC
   If i were to make a dictionary;
   cute= you
   sweet= you
   thoughtful= you
   gorgeous= you
   LIAR= ME!
   
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9. _MrsZ_Montana_
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   October 19, 2010 4:30pm UTC
   Why do men walk more and women talk more?
   Because men have 3 legs and women have 4 lips.
   
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10. _MrsZ_Montana_
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    October 17, 2010 12:11pm UTC
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11. _MrsZ_Montana_
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    October 14, 2010 3:44pm UTC
    ❤Baby,
    Somebody better
    call God.
    'Cause he's
    missing an angel.
    <3
    
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12. _MrsZ_Montana_
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    October 14, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    Apart from being
    >> > Sexy < <<
    what else do
    you do for a living?
    
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13. _MrsZ_Montana_
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 4:32pm UTC
    Occifer,
    iswear to drunk im not god.
    Theres no blood in my alcohol system.
    That’s my stuck and im story to it.
    
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14. _MrsZ_Montana_
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 4:22pm UTC
    every girl wants a guy;
    that she can go to;
    looking a complete mess,
    && the first thing he say's to her is
    >> >"Baby, You're Beautiful" <<<
    
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15. _MrsZ_Montana_
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    October 13, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    Damn boy;
    Could you like stop being
    so damn hot ?
    
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16. _MrsZ_Montana_
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    October 13, 2010 4:04pm UTC
    You should have been in Batman.
    You're good at being
    Two-faced.
    
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17. _MrsZ_Montana_
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    October 13, 2010 2:05pm UTC
    isn't it ironic how;
    364 day's of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it is encouraged!
    
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18. _MrsZ_Montana_
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    October 13, 2010 2:00pm UTC
    who was the first person
    To say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna' eat the first thing that comes out of it's butt" ?
    
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19. _MrsZ_Montana_
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 1:55pm UTC
    if an atheist
    has to go to court;
    do they make him swear on the bible ?
    
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20. _MrsZ_Montana_
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    October 13, 2010 1:35pm UTC
    who was the first person
    To look at a cow and think "I think I'll squeeze those dangly bits and drink what comes out of it" ?
    
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