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ThatsSoMeee
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April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Maybe this is what
the Mayans predicted.
Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
but the end of what we are.
We no longer cherish life,
or the other people,
or even the earth or the animals
or the resources put on it.
War.
Genocide.
Abuse.
Senseless mass murder.
Animal cruelty.
Gluttony.
Greed.
And waste.
Look around you,
the end of the world is already here...

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hockeyjones17
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September 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Hey, do me a favor?
Press the ♥ button,
Then press ctrl W,
and laugh.
not my format.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Julidanika
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August 23, 2012 1:10pm UTC

My ceiling fan has 3 settings
1. Very Slow
2. Slow
3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident.

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clandd55
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August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just read.
format credit jimmy365

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kaaylah
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August 24, 2012 10:05am UTC

*Walking in the door from the first day of school*
Mom: so hunny how did your first day go?
Me: GET OUT OF THE WAY IM F*CKING HUNGRY

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Dollface22
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August 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

"Harry Potter SUCKS."
said the next person on my hit list.

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MyWittyProfile
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August 24, 2012 10:10am UTC

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ConverseLover
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August 21, 2012 10:32am UTC

I don't know if I'll make it
but watch how good I'll fake it.

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xNeonCookiiex
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August 21, 2012 10:07am UTC

Weird Laws #1
In Oklahoma, you can get arrested for making ugly faces at dogs.
Series?

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chubbiexbubblez
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August 2, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Me With Long Hair: I want short hair!
Me With Short Hair: I want my long hair back.
*Repeats*

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XxMaggieexX
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August 2, 2012 9:29pm UTC

When we have school: Today is November 11 2012 at 8:21 A.M.
Summer Vacation: Today is Wednesday, I think...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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timraandnicole
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August 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC

My life is just one big lol.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bernicexoxo*
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:23pm UTC

*When I decide to talk to my family*
me: I'm only here cause my internet stopped working.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:24pm UTC

I've really fallen for you
and that's why everything hurts 100 times more...

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xashleyx01
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August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

If you wake me up, and I don't get angry...
you must be pretty special.

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whateveryousay1234
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August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
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