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  1. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 18, 2012 3:39am UTC
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  2. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 18, 2012 1:50am UTC
    me: omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then I can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect!
    me: is that pizza?

  3. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 16, 2012 6:59am UTC
    Me: I'm gonna study this year, I swear. I have to make my parents proud and get better grades.
    Witty: What did you say?
    Me: Nothing, i love you baby.

  4. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 16, 2012 6:47am UTC
    Just because you're popular,
    doesn't mean everyone likes you.

  5. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 16, 2012 6:29am UTC
    One second I'm perfectly fine and the next
    it's like a volcano erupts inside me, leaving me miserable.

  6. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 13, 2012 9:01am UTC
    Don't you cry, say f-ck you  and smile.

  7. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 11, 2012 2:21am UTC
    insecurities.

  8. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 11, 2012 2:16am UTC
    I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me.
    I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep.
    I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me.
    I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them.
    I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone.
    I just can’t.

  9. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 11, 2012 2:07am UTC
    I have trust issues, but I can't help it.
    I've been hurt, and lied to so much.

  10. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 11, 2012 2:00am UTC
    me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist.
    my friends when i'm sad: ok.

  11. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 10, 2012 9:07am UTC
    k.
    every kiss begins with k..

  12. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 10, 2012 9:00am UTC
    If you look a little closer,
    you can see her make-ups smudged from last nights tears and
    behind her smile is a million secrets,tears and hidden feelings.
    nmf/nmq

  13. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 10, 2012 7:48am UTC
    GROWING UP ISN'T AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

  14. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 10, 2012 6:14am UTC
    I hate who I am. I want to change.

  15. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 10, 2012 5:53am UTC
    Me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever.

  16. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 10, 2012 5:39am UTC
    I hate when you talk to someone every single day.
    Then all of a sudden it just stops. 
    Then neither of you say a word to each other. 

  17. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 9, 2012 12:18am UTC
    The awkward moment when
    someone's watching you take a picture of yourself..

  18. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 9, 2012 12:16am UTC
    - Are you okay?
    - actually, no.

  19. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 9, 2012 12:04am UTC
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  20. _CoolStoryBro_ _CoolStoryBro_
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    June 8, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    I'm at a payphone ,
    trying to call home,
    all of my change I spent on you,
    where have the times gone,
    baby it's all wrong,
    Where are the plans we made for two?

:)

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