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  1. ilovemusicxoxo89 ilovemusicxoxo89
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    PLEASE READ!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!
    “If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin' EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
    “Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And I said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children.”
    “How you gonna do that?”
    “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem! That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re outdone and outmanned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.”
    -The Other Guys<3

  2. minjker minjker
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    May 16, 2011 6:29am UTC
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  3. poppinghearts poppinghearts
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    If I ate myself
    would i be twice as big or disappear completely?

  4. InspirationForTheSoul InspirationForTheSoul
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 2:20am UTC
    Love
    Some people say love is blind, but I think love
    is beautiful. Everything and everyone can
    feel love-
    Birds, humans, animal-all living
    creatures
    Love means caring and showing
    understanding.
    Love means being there when someone is
    in need.
    Love is being a friend.
    You can love your pets, your doll, your favorite
    chair.
    Your friends and family
    Love can be just about anything you want
    it to be.
    Love is a choice.

  5. KSay KSay
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 11:39am UTC
    Guy walks out of restroom: ...
    Girl says: Your garage door is open.
    Guy says: Did you see my Harley?
    Girl says: No, I saw a mini bike with 2 flat tires...

  6. xoxoblueyes09 xoxoblueyes09
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 3:43pm UTC
    how tokeep an idiot busy[ :
    scroll down for the answer
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    vvvvvvvv
    ^^^^^^^^
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    scroll up for the answer

  7. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
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    November 25, 2010 6:06pm UTC
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  8. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  9. xosoccerchicxo xosoccerchicxo
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    November 25, 2010 10:52am UTC
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  10. RandomDash555 RandomDash555
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 8:17am UTC
    How fast can you guess these words?
    1. BOO_S
    2. _ _ NDOM
    3. F_ _ K
    4. P_ N _S
    5. PU_S_
    6. S_X
    Answers:
    1. BOOKS
    2. RANDOM
    3. FORK
    4. PANTS
    5. PULSE
    6. SIX
    You got all 6 wrong, didnt you?
    You dirty minded freak!

  11. whenwillyounoticeme123 whenwillyounoticeme123
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 8:56am UTC
    When Somebody Laughs,
    10% laugh freely.
    30% cover their mouth.
    60% clap their hands together or hit something near them.
    soo truue . ahha .

  12. secretsunspoken secretsunspoken
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    Boys are like Purses
    cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced

  13. secretsunspoken secretsunspoken
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    you see that girl over t h e r e ?
    she seems so invincible, right ?
    JUST TOUCH HER, SHE'LL WINCE
    she has secrets and she trusts no one
    she's the perfect example of betrayal
    BECAUSE EVERYONE SHE'S EVER TRUSTED
    b r o k e h e r t o p i e c e s
    _cityofangels

  14. alliee_xx alliee_xx
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 7:30pm UTC
    I went to a party Mom, i remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink Mom, so i drank soda instead.
    I really felt proud inside Mom, the way you said i would.
    I didnt drink and drive Mom, even though the others said i should.
    I know i did the right thing Mom, i know you were always right.
    Now the party is finally ending Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
    As i got in my car Mom, i knew id get home in one piece.
    Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
    I started to drive away Mom, but as i pulled out into the road,
    The other car didnt see me Mom, and hit me like a load.
    As i lay there on the pavement Mom, i hear the policeman say,
    "The other guy is drunk" Mom, and now im the one who will pay.
    Im lying here dying Mom... i wish youd get here soon.
    How could this happen to me Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
    There is blood all around me Mom, and most of it is mine.
    I hear the medic say Mom, ill die in a short time.
    I just wanted to tell you Mom, i swear i didnt drink.
    It was the others Mom, the others didnt think.
    He was probably at the same party as i,
    The only difference is that he drank, and i will die.
    Why do people drink Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
    Im feeling sharp pains now, pains like a knife.
    The guy who hit me is walking Mom, and i dont think its fair.
    Im lying here dying, and all he can do is stare.
    Tell my brother not to cry Mom, tell Daddy to be brave.
    And when i go to Heaven Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
    Someone should have told him Mom, not to drink and drive.
    If only they had told him Mom, I would still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter Mom, im becoming very scared.
    Please dont cry for me Mom, when i needed you, you were always there.
    I have one last question Mom, before i say goodbye.
    I didnt drink and drive.
    So why am i the one to die?

  15. myers08 myers08
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 12:54pm UTC
    see that girl over there?♥
    the one with the bright smile - - it's fake.
    the one that is laughing - - it's forced.
    the one that can make your day -- she hates life.
    the one who has pretty eyes - - shined by tears.
    the one with a heart of gold -- shattered into a million pieces.

  16. xdamxselx xdamxselx
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 3:10pm UTC
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana.
    Jack got high & dropped his fly, And said " Do you wanna?"
    Jill said " Yes" & dropped her dress and then they had some fun...
    But silly Jill forgot her pill & now they have a son.
    ;P

  17. TheyCallMeSam TheyCallMeSam
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    November 11, 2010 11:55pm UTC
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  18. LilG520 LilG520
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    November 12, 2010 10:27pm UTC
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  19. nickiandtaay nickiandtaay
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    November 12, 2010 4:54pm UTC
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  20. Gorgeouss Gorgeouss
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 8:52am UTC
    Sticks and Stones may break my bones,
    But words.. Fxck That! Bxtch what the fxck did you just say?

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