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_BeccaBear_

1. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 1:51pm UTC
   If I had a dollar for
   every time you
   crossed my mind,
   I'd have a dollar-.-
   Because
   you never
   left my mind.<3
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2. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 12:56pm UTC
   Waiter: Would you like a table?
   Me: No, I would like the floor.
   
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3. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   lies we all say:
   1. I wont laugh, i promise.
   2. your table will be ready in a few minutes.
   3. i was just kidding.
   4. i never got your text.
   5.yes, i have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
   6. you will need to know this later in life.
   7. im fine, im just tired.
   8. okay, just one more episode/game.
   9. i'm on my way.
   10. sorry, my parents said no.
   11. i'll call you back later.
   12. i'm going to go on a diet.
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4. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 12:01pm UTC
   The Awkward Moment when
   you're watching Pretty Little Liars and you are scared of 'A'
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5. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 11:50am UTC
   Fave if you ever..
   Thought up a quote that you thought would get 1,000,000 faves and then
   BOOM
   1 fave.
   mq/nmf
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6. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 11:44am UTC
   Me: I'm boss!
   Mom: You got a job?!?!
   
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7. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 3:58pm UTC
   Dear Stomach,
   ,
   Please wait until he walks away to start making wierd noises.
   Sincerely,
   Embarassed Gi r l
   
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8. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   "False lashes are like push-up
   bras for the eyes...Both are
   false and advertising."
   
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9. _BeccaBear_
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 12:28pm UTC
   SUMMER.
   Hot guys,Beach Bums,Flip-Flops, Lifeguards,Tan Lines,Swimming,Bikinis,Ice cream,Watermelon,Him ♥
   MeeAndYoouFormats
   www.wonderstruck.jimdo.com
   
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10. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:55am UTC
    ♥
    "Summer's not hot without you" <3
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥
    
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11. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Normal Person: Aww, I messed up on a quote now i need to start it all over?
    Me: Whatever, YOLO
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12. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    If you don't want a sarcastic answer,
    Don't ask a stupid question.
    ;)
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13. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    Love =
    A form of amnesia
    when a g i r l
    forgets there are1.2 bi l l ion other
    boys in the world.
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14. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    It's not dying that bothers me...
    It's all the crying that will come from the family that loves you. ♥
    Favorite if you love your family. ♥
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15. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    My friend Ashley had a seizure.
    Everyone kept asking her: "did you make it home okay?"
    So, she posted on Facebook, imitating the people:
    "Did you make it home okay?"
    "No, I died 37 times."
    LMFAO
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16. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    ░░░░
    My mom was in the shower.
    There was a knock at the door, so I did what only about
    1% of you would do, I snuck to the door like a ninja,
    scared half to death.
    Turns out it was my neighbor giving our family a Christmas gift:)
    Fave if you are the 1% that would do that.
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17. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    && Who else
    remembers...?
    When your lunch table is completely silent...
    && You all burst into
    laughter?
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18. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When. . .
    You can't even spell 'awkward' right.
    :)
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19. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    I will stop loving you when...
    A mute guy
    tells a deaf guy
    that a blind guy
    saw a leg-less guy
    Walk on water♥
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20. _BeccaBear_
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    *****
    "I came to win.
    To fight, to conquer,
    To thrive
    I came to win.
    To survive, to prosper,
    To rise.
    To fly, To fly."
    *****
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