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_BadLuckBrian_

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Member Since: 6 Aug 2012 02:34pm

Last Seen: 10 Aug 2012 02:55pm

user id: 323144

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My other meme account: Socially_Awkward_Penguin
  1. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    "OOH! A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE!"
    RAISINS.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  2. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    EATS A JAWBREAKER.
    BREAKS JAW.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  3. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    REMOVES TAG FROM MATTRESS.
    LIFE IN PRISON.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  4. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    GOES AS BATMAN FOR HALLOWEEN.
    PARENTS GET KILLED.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  5. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    CHECKS BEHIND SHOWER CURTAIN FOR MURDERER.
    FINDS ONE.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  6. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    GETS REINCARNATED.
    AS HIMSELF.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  7. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    INVITED TO PLAY A GAME.
    SAW.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  8. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    WINS LIFETIME SUPPLY OF SHOES.
    CROCS.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  9. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    WAKES UP IN THE MORNING.
    DOESN'T FEEL LIKE P-DIDDY.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  10. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    FREE SCUBA LESSONS.
    SHARK WEEK.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  11. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    GETS A NEW TEACHER.
    MR. CROCKER.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  12. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    BECOMES CLASS PRESIDENT.
    ASSASSINATED.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  13. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    NEW NEIGHBOR.
    DINKLEBERG.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  14. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    FINALLY GETS FRIENDS.
    ALL TEN SEASONS.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  15. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    GETS SCARED HALF TO DEATH.
    TWICE.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  16. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    SURFS THE INTERNET.
    ATTACKED BY A SHARK.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  17. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    NEEDS LIFESAVING SURGERY.
    NOT ENOUGH LIKES ON FACEBOOK.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  18. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    TRIES CROWD SURFING.
    DROWNS.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  19. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    COMMITS SUICIDE.
    ARRESTED FOR MURDER.
    (look at my name to get it.)

  20. _BadLuckBrian_ _BadLuckBrian_
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    GETS CARLY RAE'S NUMBER.
    NO ANSWER.
    (look at my name to get it.)

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