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ZxjjuulliiaaxZ

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  1. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT....
    when you can't read
    most of the top quotes
    on witty because they're
    too squished together.

  2. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 7:53pm UTC
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  3. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
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    July 26, 2011 5:01pm UTC
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  4. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:53am UTC
    she's a carpenter's dream
    flat as a board,
    & easy to nail
    ;)
    -parental control

  5. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:05pm UTC
    baby i love you,
    so stay with me,
    don't ever let go.
    what can i say to her?
    i want you.
    i want you, you you.

    - i want you -audio summer

  6. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    Five days ago,
    a 13 year old girl's boyfriend broke up with her.
    She G o o g l e d how to hang herself,
    and hung herself by a tree in her backyard.
    I know the feeling of heartbreak,
    But killing yourself over something that stupid?
    Really?
    It's just one guy.
    She had her whole life ahead of her.
    Now she's gone.
    </3

  7. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    I have to admit..
    b1air has
    AMAZING quotes.
    :)

  8. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    If only guys would sing this to us...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPO
    4PWLG3Uk&feature=autoplay&list=AVG
    xdCwVVULXc8lU0Mjb3XGwDmltVQ5zX
    x&index=2&playnext=2
    <'<

  9. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    Hey,
    Guess what?
    I still love you.

  10. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    When I see a hot guy taking his jacket off it's like,
    WOAH,
    thanks for partly stripping for me,
    Now, TAKE IT ALL OFF.
    orrrrO Or I can take it off for you. ;)

  11. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    If there ever comes a day when
    we can't be together, keep me
    in your heart. I'll stay there forever.
    -winnie the pooh♥

  12. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    I hate those moments
    right before you go to sleep,
    when you are forced to think about
    all the things you tried so hard to forget.

  13. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    repost; by: aauuttuummnnx3

  14. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 2:21pm UTC
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  15. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Bold the things you've done
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn't have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed/highlighted your hair
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Made out with someone
    Played on a sports team
    Sexted
    Snuck out of the house
    Been to NYC ♥
    Swore at a teacher
    Gone laser tagging
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend
    Been on the TV
    Skinny-dipped
    Driven a car
    Performed in front of an audience
    Been in love
    Had a blonde moment
    Been on a train
    Seen a ghost
    Gone bungee-jumping
    Been to Mexico
    Crashed a car
    Sky dived
    Been kissed in the rain
    Been to your states capitol
    Made an 11:11 wish
    Drank alcohol
    Forwarded a chain letter
    Made a mistake

  16. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Dear People,
    I'm not going to talk about boys.
    Or girls.
    Or Justin Bieber.
    Not even Black Ops.
    And heart breaks.
    You know what I'm going to talk about?
    Turtles.
    Because everyone loves turtles.
    Especially when they're awkward.

  17. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    It takes a minute to have a crush on someone;
    an hour to like someone;
    and a day to love someone;
    but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
    ♥♥♥♥
    ♥♥♥♥

  18. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 7:50pm UTC
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  19. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    I have a friend
    named Forrest.
    Run Forrest Run.
    ♥♥

  20. ZxjjuulliiaaxZ ZxjjuulliiaaxZ
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hitsyou a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to starta converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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