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ZoeyMckena

Status: Just a friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in about 30 days.

Member Since: 23 Sep 2011 04:27pm

Last Seen: 16 Dec 2013 11:56am

Birthday: July 18

Location: Losertown, Nowhereville

Gender: F

user id: 220497

153 Quotes
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Hey gorgeous, uh I mean flawless.
Hey hey loser. Uh yeah. You guys should know Zoey is a loser. &She likes little boys. A LOT. Stay away guys. SHE'S A PEDO. Okay, but she's gorgeous, and funny. &Sometimes I don't want to hit her. Okay, love you Zoe.♥You can delete this and type over it if you want.

Move out of the way, bitches, it's my turn to speak.
The name's Kramer, Zoey Kramer. I'm a junior in high school, and was brought into this hell-hole...uh, I mean world... 16 years ago, July 18th. I'm a varsity cheerleader, and an ameture gymnast. No, I will not "flip" for you everytime you ask. Friday nights are my favorite. Speaking of favorites, my absolute favorite movie is The Nightmare Before Christmas. Love, love, love. I have the coolest friends ever, LiveTheDream and KatelynAsh. Go love them! I'm happily taken by Gabriel, and yes, I am a pedo. So hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

Deuces.

 
  1. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can never be fixed.

  2. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Congrats on being one of the "cool kids" in High School.
    Too bad about the rest of your life though.

  3. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

  4. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    If a train doesn't stop at your station,
    Then it's not your train.

  5. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    I will always have this impossible little
    hope that you'll suddenly wake up one day
    and realize we're meant to be together.

  6. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    If nothing else, I hope you
    know that I love you with
    every ounce of my being.
    I hope you realize uour
    importance not only to me
    but to everyone who has
    been lucky enough to know
    you. I hope you know that
    when you're feeling down,
    I only ever strive for your
    happiness. I hope you
    remember that no matter
    what, I'm here for you and
    I fully intend on staying
    in your life for quite some
    time. I hope you recognize
    the fact that I appreciate
    and adore you without
    restraints, and that this
    will never change.

  7. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    We build walls around our hearts and wonder why people don't love us.

  8. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Be yourself.
    Because nowadays, being "different" isn't really different.

  9. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    *Looks in mirror* Oh, that's why people don't like me.

  10. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Work
    Hard
    Stay
    Humble

  11. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    What screws us up most in life is the image in our head of how
    it's supposed to be.

  12. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Secret; Something you tell everyone not to tell anybody.

  13. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    I miss you.
    Honestly I have been waiting forever for you to tell me that. But its gotten to the point where I don't want to hear it anymore. You treated me like dirt and I could honestly never open up to you like I once did. Because you didn't just hurt me, you completely destroyed me.
    So I'm done.

  14. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    People often forget that kindness is free.

  15. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Sometimes you just have to forget what you feel and remember what
    you deserve.

  16. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Sometimes you just have to forget what you feel and remember what
    you deserve.

  17. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    There will always be times in your life when you have to choose between being loved and being respected. Always pick being respected. That love without respect was always fleeting - but that respect could grow into real, lasting love.

  18. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Get over your hill and see what you find there,
    WIth grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.

  19. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Hard times will always reveal true friends.

  20. ZoeyMckena ZoeyMckena
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Romeo: Hey I just met you
    Romeo: and this is crazy
    Romeo: but I saw you at your dad's party that I wasn't supposed to attend and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and I found out you were a capulet and got bummed so I snuck into your backyard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though I wanted to bone Rosaline like 2 scenes ago
    Romeo: so marry me maybe
    quote credit goes to Raymatts

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