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  1. clbdance clbdance
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    i've been getting depressed quite a bit lately and it's getting pretty bad. sometimes idk why i'm sad and sometimes i feel worthless; a mistake idk what to... :'(((

  2. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    I'm always the one who loves more. That's my problem.

  3. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 1:44am UTC
    Have you ever felt rejected by those closest to you?

  4. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    The other day I was with my friend at her vacation spot and we were in the pool swimming
    There were these two really hot guys across the pool and we kept staring at them
    When evetually decided to get out of the pool to get some food
    EVERYONE was at the pool, over 60 people
    I climb up the steps behind my friend and begin to walk
    Then I do the most graceful and hottest thing in the world
    I fall
    I do not mean just fall
    I mean I slipped in front of 60 people
    and you know what I did?
    I laughed and I couldn't stop
    It was wonderful

  5. TheHalfback TheHalfback
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:06am UTC
    *me walking down the street with a rock on a leash and someone says*
    person: thats a rock not a dog get a life bro
    me as i slam the rock repeatedly on his head: down boy down!!!
    *pets the rock* good boy

  6. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    She looked in the mirror,
    and saw one thing:
    He looked at her,
    and saw one thing:

  7. Tay* Tay*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    Yesterday we were just children
    Playing soldiers, just pretending.
    Dreaming dreams with happy endings.
    In backyards, winning battles
    With the wooden swords.
    But now we've stepped into a cruel world.

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    I was adopted.
    Here's the story:
    I was born when my mom was 16 and my dad was 18. They didn't want to keep me because my mom was too young and my dad was going to college.
    Now they're married. They live, actually, around 40 minutes away from my house. I have a little brother, Aaron, who is 4 years old. My dad is a doctor and my mom is a stay at home mom. I was named after my dad, hence "Charles Junior."
    My mom and dad said that my 15 year old sister and I were adopted because my parents were unable to have kids. But then a year after getting my sister they were able to have kids, so had two of their own. They told me my sister was adopted because I was 3 at the time and knew that she was, but for whatever reason hid from me that I was adopted.
    Because I'm 18, my biological parents can't just take me back and claim me as theirs because I can make up my own mind.
    But I don't know what I'm going to do.
    I don't hate my biological parents because they didn't give me up out of carelessness, but because they had good reasoning of why I would be raised poorly if they had raised me. But I hardly know them and I might screw up their lives they have now.
    But I don't want to leave my adopted family because I grew up with them and know them so well and love them.
    But either way, next year is my senior year in high school and then I'm going to college, so whatever I do, I'm not really "living" with anyone for the next four years. And then I'm going to move out and get an apartment with my friends.
    So I guess I'll just stay...

  9. MissMisty1996 MissMisty1996
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    During the day, i don't believe in ghosts
    At night, i'm a little more open-minded

  10. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  12. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically

  13. LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 7:53pm UTC
    Message Sent.
    Kill me now.

  14. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding Australian?
    (favorite if you tried it)

  15. laura16 laura16
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 12:57am UTC
    That awkward moment when you see
    twins fighting and one of them calls
    the other ugly..

  16. alextrex alextrex
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    Read Truth or Lie on Zoeboe's page.

  17. alextrex alextrex
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    God creats Dinosaurs, God destroys Dinosaurs, God creats man, Man destroys God....~~~~~~~ Ian Malcom
    Dinosaurs eat man woman inharits the earth.~~~~~~~ Eli Sattler
    Jurassic Park

  18. DeathlyHallows DeathlyHallows
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    I don't skinny dip,
    I chunky dunk.

  19. Keisha John* Keisha John*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Hardest job ever working in a bubble wrap factory
    imagine the self control needed.

  20. musiclover5234 musiclover5234
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Fav this if
    whenever you read lyrics on here
    you have to reread them just
    so you can sing them in your head.


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