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Zoe1995

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Member Since: 9 Aug 2011 11:53am

Last Seen: 6 May 2013 01:38pm

user id: 205674

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Hey! (Again)

 

Firstly:

Sorry I haven’t been online much recently. SUPER busy…

Secondly:

Some cats have been copying my quotes… Please don’t copy my quotes – and if you do put nmq at the bottom. Sorry! Thanku :]

Thirdly:

Hey. I’m Lily. Yes I know my user says Zoe, thisis my friends account. Got a problem? F*ck off and deal with it. I’m short. REALLY short. I live in England… Yeh. Follow for a follow back?x

 

That’s all you need to know! Fav, Comment. You get the jist J

 



  1. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    Walking past a shop, looking through the window and pretending to be looking at the items, when you’re just checking yourself out in the reflection…
    Check this.

  2. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    That Feeling,
    When you really like talking to someone, but you have nothing to talk about....

  3. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:36am UTC
    Boys are stupid.
    Throw rocks at them.
    - Avril Lavigne

  4. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:31am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Do you believe in "Love at First Site", or do I need to walk by again?♥

  6. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 11:54am UTC
    In The Shower:
    I spend 20 minutes thinking about life.
    A 10 minute overview of the day.
    Another 20 minutes singing.
    And 5 minuets doing the usual shower rituals.
    Agreed?
    (Or something along that line)

  7. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 8:55am UTC
    Your so fake, Barbie is jelous.

  8. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    I'll look forward to the day
    when DFS don't have a sale

  9. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    At McDonalds they say:
    Sorry for your "wait"
    ...and actually mean "weight"

  10. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Singing random lyrics of random songs at random times <3

  11. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:06am UTC
    I failed my spelling test because they asked me how to spell DOG and I put down your name...♡

  12. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:53am UTC
    Apple is going to invent an IHouse
    With no WINDOWS in it...

  13. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Teacher: Where's your homework
    Student: Oh Written in the Stars!
    Teacher:Really, where is it?
    Student: A million miles away
    Teacher: *sigh* what did you write about.
    Student: message to the main ooohhhh
    Teacher: Do you want to go to summer school?
    Student: Seasons come and go!
    Teacher: change your attitude!
    Student: but i will never change!
    Teacher: go to the principles' office!
    Student: I'm on my waayyyy!
    Teacher: wait, isn't that a song?
    Student: (takes of earplugs) What?

  14. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Somebody tell that fake barbie,
    to get away from me. Why? Plastic melts when it's next to something hot ;D

  15. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 6:08am UTC
    " I like your hair."
    "thanks, I grew it myself."

  16. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 6:00am UTC
    When I see a ugly boy...
    I say to my friend...
    "Look! There's your boyfriend"

  17. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    If you have wasted you time reading this ....
    Your Awesome!
    Could I have a fav?

  18. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:56am UTC
    STOP MOVING!
    I'm trying to read your T-Shirt

  19. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:25am UTC
    EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING
    Except Fridays. Then I'm chilling in the front seat with Rebbecca Black

  20. Zoe1995 Zoe1995
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 11:21am UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    You throw something at your best friend but it hits someone else...

:)

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