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  1. ewwsociety ewwsociety
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Before I Die. #3
    I want to have a massive slumber party with all my friends and go on Tumblr & Witty, just chill in our pyjamas or trackies and eat ice cream all night long.
    nmf. my edit 5+ likes for me to start a series. comment below something that you want to do before you die.
    I FOLLOW BACK! xo

  2. Spektrum Spektrum
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    4 year old cousin: Why are you wearing teeth glasses?
    Me: Uhh, what??
    4 year old cousin: Your teeth glasses! On your teeth!
    ... she meant my braces.
    I love little kids. Their logic is amazing.

  3. fraismodify fraismodify
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Me: Need to Restart Working Out
    Me: Maybe some crunches will do
    *Lays down*
    Me; Oh... the ground is too hard....
    *Lays down blanket
    Me: Alrighty now... time to workout out
    *Does one crunch*
    Me: Yawn.... the blanket is so soft, just like a cloud ( ̄ー ̄)
    *Does another crunch*
    Me: Clouds remind me of milk... I like milk, it makes me sleepy
    *Does a thir crunch*
    Me: Wow, this is exhausting... maybe if I just lay down a little, I can store my energy
    *Falls Asleep*
    Two Hours Later
    Me: Where am I?
    Me: Oh... must have been doing alot of crunches that I collasped from exhaustion. Good job me!(○⌒∇⌒○)
    Me: G.T.L. YEAH BUDDY!!!!!!!
    Jesus:
    Obama:
    Martha Stewart:
    Charlie Sheen:
    Kool-Aid Guy:
    Edgar Allan Poe:
    Guy Stalking Me through the Window:

  4. Isthatnikki Isthatnikki
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Thats the thing. You always ask why.Things don't always have to have a reason. What you don't realize is sometimes... they just are.

  5. waitfornothing waitfornothing
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    If only our toungs were
    made out of glass
    Just think how much more carful we would be
    when we speak.

  6. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Guy logic:
    -The first time I straightened my hair-
    Guy friend: You look taller....

  7. freakingbeautiful freakingbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    ARE YOU LIVING OR ARE
    YOU JUST SURVIVING?
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  8. the_story_left_untold the_story_left_untold
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Did you know...
    eating to many laxatives can hospitalize you?
    whoops.....(;

  9. _zwag_ _zwag_
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    ****Be Who****
    ****You Are****
    ****And Say****
    ****What You Feel****
    BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DON'T
    MATTER.
    AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T
    MIND.

  10. Bubbleboo Bubbleboo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 6:16pm UTC
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    I find it kind of annoying how people dont write using proper grammar. It doesnt make much sense. I thought that since this is a quote site that people would use proper spelling and grammar. I know some people are young and cant spell and all that or that some have learning difficulties. But you guys could still use spell check or something.
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  11. db200910 db200910
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    don’t say “fanboy”
    i dont care if you are male
    you are a fangirl

  12. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    ♥ When I was younger I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. always.

  13. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Birth is the leading cause of death.

  14. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    The best way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach. It's through his chest with a sharp object.

  15. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    People on Facebook will only acknowledge your existence
    on your birthday or when your relationship status changes.

  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Are we called fans because celebrities are hot?

  17. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Nothing is impossible?
    Imagine a new color.
    I Dare you.

  18. BlaykeDavidSmith BlaykeDavidSmith
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 3:38am UTC
    One and a half years of love and hate. Disappointment and hurt. I don't understand how you can tell me you love me and go off with that girl. I know you want to come here. Then come here dammit! I love you, and you know that! I know you love me and I know that this would work if you had no distance issue. I wish you would stop looking at the stars and look at the moon that lights your night, every single night. We have a star together, do you remember? We have a life, we had plans. I love you still. You love me still but distance... Why must we have fallen in love ? Why hadn't we met first before we feel for the other? Stop this madness and marry me. Stop this madness and be with me before it's too late. I'm your moon... She's just a star.

  19. Black_Cat Black_Cat
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 3:45am UTC
    Life.
    What is the meaning to it?

  20. Black_Cat Black_Cat
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 3:48am UTC
    If I'm louder,would you hear me?
    Would you reach out, with your arms and rescue me?

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