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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    friend: i fell off a roof once
    and landed on a fence
    me: i fell off my bed once
    and didn't get up for 22 hours
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  2. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    You can let go now daddy. You're little girl can do this on her own now. It's gonna be a little bit scary, but I want you to know, I'll be okay. You can let go. <3

  3. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    Who else thinks we should all have witty dates for Valentines Day? I do. So... who wants to be my witty valentine??? Any Takers? No? Okay.
    Bazinga's format. (I shall put credit beause it is not my format!)

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 4:38am UTC
    strangers ← lovers
    ↓ ↑
    friends → best friends

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 11:54am UTC
    "You know, i'd take a bullet
    for any one of you
    guys any day, hater or not."
    - Luke Brooks ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    One Direction will be on
    alan carr today
    28th september

    (format credit to OneDirection)

  7. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    i JUST found out Ed Sheeran was going to be at the House of Blues tonight... I live only like half an hour away from there.. There is a 99.9% chance my mom isnt going to let me go.. Ahhh i want to goooooo!!! Why am I just finding out about this???!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. JayJay4695 JayJay4695
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I KNOW WE ONLY MET BUT LET'S PRETEND IT'S LOVE ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. 1D_Fanfiction 1D_Fanfiction
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Torn
    *A One Direction Fanfic*
    Prolouge
    Shot Me out of the sky, Your my kryptonite
    My Alarm clock sang and I sighed. It's that time again. Sometimes being in highschool sucks but at least it was Friday. I rolled off my bed and onto the floor before standing. I walked over to my closet, pulling out one of my What Makes You Beautiful shirts, a pair of bright blue skinny jeans, and a pair of TOMS. I looked in the mirror at my hair and I realized nothing was going to help it. I pulled on a grey beret over my natrually wavy hair and put on a little bit of makeup. In school I wasn't considered "popular", I had a few friends and one best friend, Alex.
    "Alyssa Alex is here!" my mom yelled and I walked down the stairs to see my bestfriend with her head in the fridge. I don't get it. She ate EVERYTHING in sight yet never gained an ounce. She turned around obviously unsatisfied with what we had. She was wearing a light blue Jack Wills hoodie, a pair of dark jeans, a pair of osiris' amd a Luigi snapback sat on her perfectly straight hair. I grabbed a poptart before we left.
    "BYE DADDY!" I yelled up the stairs
    "BYE RANDOM CHILD!" He yelled back and I laughed. My dad and I were really close and were always joking around. We walked outside and Alex grabbed her skateboard and we headed off to school. The entire way there we were fangirling about One Direction. I loved all of them equally but I had a soft spot for Harry. The only one I couldn't really freak out about was Niall. Sure he was good looking but I could never bring myself to think of him as hot or as Alex thought of him "the most perfect guy on earth". I just couldn't. Weird I know, don't judge me.
    "Welcome to prison" Alex said as we walked into the school.
    Authors Note-
    Yayyy new story (:
    Alyssa's outfit-http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=56564659
    Alex's outfit- http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=56564582

  12. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Plus size or not,
    you're all beautiful.<3

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:30am UTC
    no expression,
    only depression.

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 8:25am UTC
    One Direction
    will be appearing on alan carr
    on september 14th

    (OneDirection)

  15. ImmaDirectioner ImmaDirectioner
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 4:27am UTC
    Yes i'm a girl, I push doors that
    clearly say pull, I laugh harder when i try
    to explain why i'm laughing, I walk into
    a room and forget why i was there, I
    count on my fingers in math class 'cause
    it's a habit, I try to accomplish things
    with time still on the microwave
    I say it's a long story
    when it's really not
    nmf/nmq

  16. SkylarJessica13 SkylarJessica13
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    And am I the only one
    W h o d o e s n ' t g e t
    PERIOD CRAMPS?
    NMF/NMQ

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 12:36am UTC
    just because you don't
    agree with someone
    does not mean
    their whole life is wrong!
    stop the hate

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Who Else?... #10
    Gets bullied, put down, or treated badly
    fave for more
    Letting you know that you aren't alone :)

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    directioners...
    WE CAN FIGURE OUT THEIR BLOOD TYPES
    BUT WE CAN'T LEAK A SONG?

  20. BeccaBunneh BeccaBunneh
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    One Direction doesn't suck.
    You just don't particularly enjoy their music.
    There's a difference.
    nmf

:)

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