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littlecupcake1
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January 28, 2012 6:12am UTC

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ColorMyWorld401
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December 8, 2011 10:09pm UTC

I'm so good at sleep. I can
even do it with my eyes
closed.

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fallingapart75
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May 31, 2011 4:55pm UTC

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smile4me2day
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June 4, 2011 1:09am UTC

I sleep too much.
Parent's complain.
Don't get enough sleep.
Parent's complain.
I eat too much.
Parent's complain.
I don't eat enough.
Parent's complain.
I'm always in my room.
Parent's complain.
I go out too much.
Parent's complain.
I just can't win.

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oxjoyyxo769
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 3:45pm UTC

i absolutely love
that feeling when you know you're getting
tan .
♥
.

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idance
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June 1, 2011 4:43pm UTC

psy chol ogic al fact #1
chocolate and shopping are both more addictive than LSD or steroids.
press the ♥ if you love chocolate or shopping.
first fact, should i start a series?!
comment!
format credit; jayciecutie01

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idance
posted a quote
June 1, 2011 6:30pm UTC

Today, my dad was eating some chinese food
and made a weird coughing/sneezing noise. I
immediately started laughing and said, "That was
unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you."
I stopped laughing.
MLIA.
repost.♥
<div style="background-color: black; text-align: center;">Today, my dad was eating some Chinese food and made a weird coughing/sneezing noise. I immediately started laughing and said, "That was unexpected." My dad responded, "So were you." I stopped laughing. MLIA. </div>

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kandykyra
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 6:07pm UTC

dad,how was i born?
Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥
credit to :missJoxoxo

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Echo_741
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 4:14pm UTC

TOTAL BS BREAKUP LINES
The Line Translation
"You deserve better." → "I deserve better."
"We're too alike." → "You bore me."
"You just don't get me." → "I just don't want you."
"I'm not ready for the real thing." → "This isn't the real thing."
"I need space." → "I want to get far, far away from you."
"I wish it could have worked out between us." → "I wish I didn't have to have to have this conversation."
"I don't want to hold you back." → "You're a drag."
"We're just in different points in our lives." → "You're beneath me."
"My feelings for you are so intense they scare me." → "My feelings for you are totally nonexistent.

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xxNeonMeAndYouxx
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December 3, 2010 1:34pm UTC

SHE
is laying in bed with the door locked.
The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
The Notebook is in the DVD player.
An empty tub of ice cream is on the floor
next to dozens of crumpled tissues.
She's got her music blasting,
so loud no one can hear her sobs.
Her fingertips are smudged with black
from wiping away mascara-stained tears.
She's replaying their last conversation,
thinking I'll never get him back.
HE
is sitting on the edge of his bed with the door locked.
The curtains are drawn and the light's off.
Call of Duty is in the xBox.
The controller is laying on the floor,
right beneath the spot where he nearly
punched the wall in his own frustration.
He's got the music blasting so loud,
so nobody can hear his cries.
His hair's a mess from running his hands through it.
And he's replaying their last conversation,
thinking she'll never take me back.
*Bringing quote back up.

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bettynicknick
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 3:08pm UTC

He means
alot to you dosen't he?
I didn't even say his name,
But you thought of
H i m
didn't you?
*not my format

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ninaajadex333
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October 23, 2010 2:22pm UTC

Wanna know everything about a girl? Take her IPod. Look through her playlists. There's gonna be one on there titled "</3" or "Taylor Swift.♥" Look through that one. Those are all her love songs. She listens to those when she wants to cry. Now, go back to her playlists. There's gonna be one on there with Eminem. Or Lil Wanye. Look through that one. Those are all the songs she listens to when she wants to scream. When she listens to that one, she BLASTS the volume, and raps with them. Not thinking about you. Or... trying not to think about you. Go back to her playlists again. There's gonna be one titled "My Songs." Go to that one. Those are all of her other songs. There are probably songs on there about love, hate, friends, and boys. She listens to those when she wants what the song's story is.
Basically, if you wanna know everything about a girl, put her IPod on shuffle, and listen to each song. For every one of those songs, she hasa memory attatched to it. More than 50% of those memories will be attatched to you. And you don't even know it.
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supercalafragalisticexpialadocious
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October 26, 2010 3:43pm UTC

♥
I want a boy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. A pretty boy, but not so pretty that I feel awkward. A boy who thinks I'm beautiful. A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a boy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a boy who will bring me orange juice when I'm sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn't know any other way to tell me how he feels. I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times. I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he'd still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times. I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game. Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time. A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me. Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it. A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches. Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn't think something looks good. I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends. Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up. I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there. Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I'm on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family. I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. Someone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I've got him soaked. A boy who will tell me I'm beautiful but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh. A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can. I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I'm sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me.
♥

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_unspokentragedy
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October 23, 2010 5:50pm UTC

Y O U S E E ,
US TEENAGERS
AREN'T ANGRY
B E C A U S E O F H O R M O N E S
O R S T R E S S .
BUT BECAUSE WE FINALLY
S E E T H E W O R L D
FOR WHAT IT REALLY IS.
FANPIRE1901'S quote

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iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
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October 25, 2010 8:45am UTC

ME: You're short.
FRIEND: I know. I like being short.
ME: Why?
FRIEND: Why would you want to be looking
down on things when you could be looking up?

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orange_blue
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October 27, 2010 5:20pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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rosieisodd
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October 23, 2010 10:49pm UTC

the only people
who can truly
know your story,
are the ones who helped you write it.

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phithythemeeper
posted a quote
October 24, 2010 9:43pm UTC

four words i never
want to hear;
i don't love you.
you're diagnosed with cancer.
i found someone else.
it was never real.
we need to talk.
you're going to die.
your <insert someone important> is dead.
you can't have kids.
i don't remember you.
let's just be friends.
we can't be together.

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